PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Von Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loko has chosen marry yourdaughter as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Hammer
vs
Loko

180 cm
37
182 lbs
13 - 18 - 0

185 cm
34
185 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Von Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammer.
Loko takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Loko slips a straight right by Hammer.
Loko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hammer misses with a left hand
and Loko counters with a three punch combo that has Hammer backing up. Hammer nods at Loko to acknowledge the strikes.
Hammer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Loko circles away quickly and effectively.
Hammer throws a series of punches but Loko moves out of range.
Loko misses with a wild combination.
Hammer tries to counter with a takedown but Loko is quick to defend against it.
Nice uppercut there from Hammer.
Hammer connects with a single shot there.
Hammer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loko was well out of range. Poor timing from Hammer.
Hammer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hammer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Loko moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer throws a hook but Loko blocks it.
Hammer throws a hook to the side of Loko's head but Loko sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hammer misses with a shot to the body
and Loko counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hammer thinking.
Loko closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Loko misses with a wild combination.
Loko avoids a punch combination nicely.
Von Hammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loko throws a head kick that half lands.
Loko ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
Loko now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Loko - that will leave a mark!
Loko moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Loko uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Loko.

Loko drops Hammer with a beautiful combination! Hammer stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Loko is looking for the KO!

Hammer is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Oh Hammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Some wild striking there from Loko.
Loko tries to bum rush Hammer with a series of wild strikes but Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Loko misses with a wild combination.
Hammer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Loko scores with a jab to the head.
Loko moves out of range as Hammer strikes.
Hammer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Loko lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Loko ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
Loko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hammer.
Hammer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loko moves away.
Hammer seems to have got his legs back now.
Loko uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hammer.
Loko lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A combination from Hammer does no damage.
Loko is trying to counter with his kicks.
Hammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hammer misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko fails to land with a series of punches.
Hammer takes a swing at Loko's ribcage but misses.
Loko moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Loko avoids the body shot from Hammer.
Loko fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice cross by Loko.
Sloppy strikes from Loko. Those never looked like landing.
Hammer throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Loko throws a counter combo.
Loko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hammer throws a lazy right hand but Loko sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hammer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loko counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hammer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loko.
Nice uppercut lands for Loko. That snapped Hammer's head back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Hammer misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A left and a right from Hammer both land. Nice combination.
Hammer scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Loko throws a right hand that Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Hammer also avoids with ease.
Loko slips a straight right by Hammer.
Loko is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Hammer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Hammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loko.
Loko avoids a punch combination nicely.
Loko lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Loko takes a swing at Hammer's ribcage but misses.
Loko scores with a leg kick.
Hammer misses with a looping right.
Hammer misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Four Loko dominated that round.
That's time! Hammer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Good leg kick by Loko there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Loko has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Hammer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Loko throws out a counter right but Hammer avoids it with no problem.
Hammer works over Loko's head and body with a nice combination.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Loko is just out of range.
Loko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hammer.
As Hammer backs off Loko throws a huge counter combo but Hammer manages to avoid it all.
Loko cracks a nice hook into Hammer's ribs.
Loko cracks a nice hook into Hammer's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loko bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hammer connects with a looping right hand.
Hammer throws a right hand that Loko ducks under and follows up with a left that Loko also avoids with ease.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hammer dodges the punch combination from Loko.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer throws a series of punches but Loko avoids them all with ease.
Loko takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hammer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loko manages to avoid it.
Loko fails to land with a series of punches.
Von Hammer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loko.
Loko is looking for the big counter here.
Loko misses with a head kick.
Hammer takes a swing at Loko's ribcage but misses.
Hammer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Loko finds it's way round the side to connect with Hammer's head.
Loko pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Hammer back to the cage. Loko follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Loko takes a swing at Hammer's ribcage but misses.
Hammer tries to bum rush Loko with a series of wild strikes but Loko uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Four Loko seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Loko throws a body punch but Hammer moves out of range.
A combination from Loko does no damage.
Loko lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hammer connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer slips under a jab from Loko.
A combination from Hammer does no damage.
Hammer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Loko moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice shot by Hammer.
Loko bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hammer's head.
Hammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loko.
Loko takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Hammer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Loko slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hammer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Loko keeps Hammer at a distance using the push kick.
Hammer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Loko works Hammer's body with a nice hook.
Hammer on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hammer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Loko counters with a stiff right hand.
Loko lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hammer's sensitive parts.
Hammer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hammer connects with the punch.
Hammer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Loko.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Loko.
Hammer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Loko jabs Hammer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hammer throws an off balance right hand
and Loko counters with a nice uppercut.
Hammer throws a jab when Loko was well out of range.
Hammer misses with a lunging right hand
and Loko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hammer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Hammer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loko.
Hammer feinted with a counter takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loko is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Hammer.
Hammer lands a jab to Loko's midsection.
Hammer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hammer misses with a two punch combination.
Hammer loads up on a big right hand but Loko slips the punch.
Loko is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Hammer like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Hammer from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Four Loko!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Four Loko waved his t-shirt featuring AnonymouS's logo in front of the cameras.