PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruben Wiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Wiki has chosen Reuben James as his entrance music. Pauline Hanson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ruben Wiki's chin.

Hanson
vs
Wiki

182 cm
24
208 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

173 cm
39
182 lbs
32 - 19 - 1

Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

10th World Order

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ruben Wiki!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wiki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hanson takes a swing at Wiki's ribcage but misses.
Wiki misses with an uppercut
and Hanson counters with a stiff right hand.
Pauline Hanson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wiki ducks under a wild hook from Hanson.
Hanson scores with a body shot.
Hanson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hanson misses with a hook. Wiki ducked under it nicely.
Wiki throws a low kick but Hanson moves out of range easily.

Hanson moves into the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Hanson.
Nice elbow from Wiki.
We've been informed that Wiki has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hanson blocks an elbow strike from Wiki.
Wiki looking to slow down the pace here.
Wiki misses with a knee strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hanson.
Wiki tries a knee to the head but Hanson blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hanson pushes Wiki back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiki.
Wiki with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hanson can't find room to land a body shot as Wiki controls the action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Hanson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wiki working Hanson over with knees to the body.
Wiki is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hanson is defending well for now.
Hanson avoids the elbow strike from Wiki, against the cage.
Wiki pushes off an throws an elbow but Hanson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wiki tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hanson keeps control of Wiki as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wiki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hanson misses with some punches.
Hanson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wiki looking to slow down the pace here.
Hanson has a couple of punches blocked by Wiki.
Hanson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hanson misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanson working aggressively here.
Hanson throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiki.
Hanson misses with some punches.
Hanson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Hanson.
Wiki is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Hanson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wiki wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wiki misses with a knee strike.
Hanson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wiki pushes off an throws an elbow but Hanson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wiki misses with an elbow strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiki.
Hanson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Hanson.
Hanson lands with a light punch inside.
Hanson misses with a knee strike.
Hanson tries to throw a body punch but Wiki avoids it by throwing Hanson back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanson swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wiki wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hanson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiki tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hanson avoids it.
Hanson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiki lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Hanson works on Wiki's body with a couple of short punches.
Wiki tries a knee to the head but Hanson blocks it.
Wiki prevents a body shot from Hanson.
Wiki tries to break the clinch but Hanson is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hanson.
Hanson blocks a body shot from Wiki.
Hanson takes a shot to the head.
Hanson swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanson misses with some punches.
Hanson misses with an elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiki missing with knees to the body.
Wiki lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Hanson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hanson lands a shot to the body.
Wiki blocks an uppercut.
Hanson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hanson swings wildly with an uppercut but Wiki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiki pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Hanson misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hanson.
Wiki blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Hanson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hanson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hanson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wiki using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hanson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wiki putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hanson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wiki looking to throw knees to the head but Hanson is blocking nicely.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hanson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wiki gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Hanson fails to land.
Hanson misses with a punch on the inside.
Hanson tries to throw a body punch but Wiki avoids it by throwing Hanson back against the cage.
Wiki throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hanson blocks it with crossed arms.
Hanson misses with a punch on the inside.
Wiki putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hanson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Hanson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hanson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wiki or not.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiki.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wiki obliges.
Hanson is breathing heavily.
Wiki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wiki works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wiki with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wiki using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Wiki escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Hanson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hanson walks into a straight right hand from Wiki.

Wiki lands a front kick to the face, that drops Hanson to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!
Hanson throws a jab but it's blocked by Wiki.
Wiki is looking for the big counter here.
Wiki throws a body kick that misses.
Wiki connects with a quick right hand that sends Hanson tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the cage, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Ruben Wiki!
Ruben Wiki managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Museum of Monsters & Madmen, into his post fight interview.
Pauline Hanson spoke after the fight, saying 'I don't like it when you turn my voice about, I don't like it when you vote One Nation out.'.