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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Creepy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Creepy comes to the cage accompanied by Icky Thump. Jesus Dude will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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157 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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164 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uncle Creepy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Dude!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Saam Ante and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dude throws an off balance right hand
and Creepy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Creepy.
Dude connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dude lands a right hook to the body.
Dude closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dude lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Creepy backwards.
Creepy dodges an elbow strike from Dude.
Creepy takes a shot to the head.
Dude blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dude misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dude blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dude takes a shot to the head.
Creepy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dude backwards.
Creepy working aggressively here.
Dude missing with knees to the body.
Dude misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Creepy.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Creepy being controlled against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Creepy blocks an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dude stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dude blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short left from Dude.
Dude blocks a body shot from Creepy.
Creepy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Creepy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Creepy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Creepy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Creepy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dude pushes off an throws an elbow but Creepy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dude digs a right hand underneath Creepy's ribcage. Creepy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dude lands an elbow that stopped Creepy in his tracks for a moment.
Creepy lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Creepy tries a body shot but Dude blocks it.
Creepy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dude tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Creepy's elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creepy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Creepy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dude misses with some punches.
Creepy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Creepy digs a right hand underneath Dude's ribcage. Dude let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dude softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dude creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice body punch from Creepy - that landed with a thud.
Creepy lands a hook that snaps the head of Dude backwards.
Dude tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Creepy's elbow.
Creepy tries a body shot but Dude blocks it.
Creepy prevents a body shot from Dude.
A nice left hand lands by Dude.
Dude looking to slow down the pace here.
Creepy blocks an elbow strike.
Creepy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Creepy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Creepy working aggressively here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Creepy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Creepy lands with a light punch inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dude just misses with a elbow thrown towards Creepy's brow.
Creepy being controlled against the cage.
Creepy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Creepy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Creepy lands a body shot.
Dude stalling.
Dude lands a nice elbow.
Creepy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dude lands a body shot.
Creepy throws a head punch that misses.
Dude blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dude landing knees to the head.
Dude takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Creepy lands with a right to the head.
Dude blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dude lands with a left to the head.
Dude is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Creepy misses with the head strike.
Creepy avoids a wild elbow strike from Dude.
Creepy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Creepy throws a punch but it's blocked by Dude.
Dude digs a right hand into Creepy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Creepy's gas tank.
Creepy has a couple of punches blocked by Dude.
Creepy struggles to land a body shot inside as Dude controls his hands.
Dude lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Creepy backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Creepy.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A shot in the inside from Creepy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Creepy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Creepy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dude.
Creepy misses with a punch to the body.
Dude misses with an elbow over the top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Uncle Creepy will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Creepy feints and then cracks Dude's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dude down.
Creepy just misses with a punch to the body.
Dude throws a fast counter high kick but Creepy manages to duck under it in time.
Dude gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Creepy.
Dude throws a low kick but Creepy moves out of range easily.
Dude swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Creepy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Uncle Creepy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Creepy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dude was well out of range. Poor timing from Creepy.
Creepy throws a shot from downtown. Dude moves away and avoids it.
Dude moves out of range as Creepy throws a body kick.
Dude misses with a straight left.
Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Creepy throws a body punch but Dude moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Creepy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Creepy swings for the body but Dude moves out of range.
Dude misses with a straight right.
A telegraphed right hand from Dude misses the target.
Creepy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dude.
Jesus Dude is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Creepy avoids the head kick by Dude.
Creepy lands a body shot.
Creepy cracks the inside of Dude's front leg.
Creepy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dude is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Dude tries to bum rush Creepy with a series of wild strikes but Creepy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A nice inside leg kick there by Creepy. That's going to slow Dude down.
Dude fails to land with a series of punches.
Dude avoids the body shot from Creepy.
Dude looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Creepy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Creepy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dude.
Creepy tried to counter with a leg kick but Dude avoided it.
Dude lands with a thumping leg kick.
A jab from Dude misses.
Dude closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dude uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Creepy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dude misses with a leg kick.
Creepy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Creepy scores with a nice right hand.
Creepy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dude manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dude tries to bum rush Creepy with a series of wild strikes but Creepy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Creepy throws a body punch but Dude moves out of range.
Creepy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Creepy connects with the punch.
Creepy throws a solid leg kick but Dude takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Creepy.
Creepy checks a low kick from Dude.
Dude uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dude walks into a left hand.
Dude thuds his right hand into Creepy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Creepy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dude.
Creepy throws a body shot but no joy.
Creepy feints and then cracks Dude's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dude down.
Creepy tries a head kick but it misses.
Creepy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dude misses the shot to the body.
Uncle Creepy is winning the standup battle so far.
Creepy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Creepy.
Dude ducks under a wild hook from Creepy.
Dude cracks a nice hook into Creepy's ribs.
Dude drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dude pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dude getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dude checks a low kick from Creepy.
Dude jabs at Creepy's body.
Dude throws a right hand that Creepy ducks under and follows up with a left that Creepy also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from Creepy.
Creepy lands with an overhand left.
Dude scores with a sloppy right hand. Creepy should have avoided that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping leg kick lands for Creepy.
Dude is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Creepy lands a jab to the nose.
Creepy lands a nice looking body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Creepy's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Dude dives in looking to finish as Creepy flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Dude's strikes! Dude is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Creepy's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Creepy was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Dude!
An intense looking Jesus Dude took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'You were just an experiement anyway.'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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