PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Cung Le (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Le comes to the cage accompanied by Untouchable . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Le
vs
McWeakhands

174 cm
34
167 lbs
23 - 9 - 0

168 cm
43
158 lbs
44 - 25 - 1

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cung Le!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 44 - 25 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

McWeakhands closes the distance and clinches.
Le lands a hook that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
Le misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, McWeakhands scores with a nice short uppercut.
Le blocks an uppercut.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Le uses good head movement to avoid it.
Le lands a left hand.
McWeakhands softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Le lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
McWeakhands has a couple of punches blocked by Le.
McWeakhands blocks an elbow strike.
Le blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Le scores a nice knee to the body.
Le lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Le utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McWeakhands looks winded!
Le tries to land knees in the clinch but McWeakhands avoids the damage to the body.
Le scores with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands with a short head shot on the inside.
I was talking to Le's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Le is leaning against McWeakhands and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Le blocking some punches.
Le lands an elbow that stopped McWeakhands in his tracks for a moment.
Le throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McWeakhands blocks it with crossed arms.
Le can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
McWeakhands on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Le working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Le blocking some punches.
Le lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Le.
Le working McWeakhands over with knees to the body.
McWeakhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Le.

McWeakhands breaks the clinch.
McWeakhands takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Le scores with a shot to the body.
Le's corner calls for a 1-2. Le obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McWeakhands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands slips under a jab from Le.
McWeakhands checks a low kick from Le.

McWeakhands has managed to clinch.
Le doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McWeakhands is leaning against Le and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Le blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Le misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Le.
McWeakhands throws a punch but it's blocked by Le.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Le backwards.

McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
Le scores with a body shot.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Le slips the punch.
McWeakhands misses with the body kick
and Le counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Le manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Le moved away.
Nice uppercut lands for McWeakhands. That snapped Le's head back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands looks to land a left hand but Le moved out of range nicely.
A leg kick checked by Le.
Le throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McWeakhands misses with a looping left.
Le works the jab nicely.

McWeakhands clinches up against the cage.
Le leaning against his opponent.
McWeakhands on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Le swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Le blocking some punches.
Le lands a right hand that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
Le working some nice short punches in the clinch.

McWeakhands pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McWeakhands misses with a hook. Le ducked under it nicely.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Le blocks it.
McWeakhands cracks Le with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
McWeakhands moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A big right from Le misses.

Le feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McWeakhands sprawling to the canvas! McWeakhands rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Le finish him?!

McWeakhands is rocked!
McWeakhands looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McWeakhands is still on wobbly legs! Can Le finish him?
Le works McWeakhands's body with a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Le.
Le scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McWeakhands doesn't seem bothered though.
McWeakhands glances at the clock... BAM! Le nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends McWeakhands crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, McWeakhands is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cung Le!
Cung Le took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps for their support in the buildup to the fight.