PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John McClane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonas Valanciunas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McClane might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jesus Built My Hotrod. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McClane
vs
Valanciunas

182 cm
37
201 lbs
24 - 13 - 1

192 cm
30
195 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, John McClane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jonas Valanciunas!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Radbod Blank and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClane just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from McClane misses.
Valanciunas is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McClane takes one to the side of the head.
Valanciunas has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Valanciunas there as he acknowledges the shot.
Valanciunas throws a low kick but McClane avoids it.
Valanciunas moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nice straight punches there by McClane. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McClane.
Valanciunas plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like John McClane has been cut.
McClane throws an off balance right hand
and Valanciunas counters with a slapping leg kick.
Valanciunas avoids the body shot from McClane.
McClane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little jabbing left from Valanciunas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valanciunas misses with a combination
and McClane counters with a nice body shot.
A big left from Valanciunas misses.
No joy there for Valanciunas, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McClane looks for the body kick but Valanciunas saw that one coming.
Valanciunas connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McClane scores with a body shot.
McClane dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Valanciunas connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McClane momentarily.
Valanciunas misses the jab.
Valanciunas has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Valanciunas avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Valanciunas takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Valanciunas misses with a body kick.
Valanciunas cracks McClane with an open hand slap.
Valanciunas throws a head kick that misses.
Valanciunas misses with a head kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by McClane. That's going to slow Valanciunas down.
Valanciunas cracks McClane with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McClane takes a swing at Valanciunas's ribcage but misses.
McClane tries to land a leg kick but Valanciunas saw it coming and moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valanciunas throws a series of punches but McClane moves out of range.
McClane looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Valanciunas checks a leg kick.
McClane is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Valanciunas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McClane throws a leg kick that misses.
McClane checks the leg kick.
Valanciunas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A jab from McClane misses.
Good shot there by McClane.
Valanciunas lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Valanciunas throws a lazy right hand but McClane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Valanciunas throws a low kick but it's checked well by McClane.
McClane missing with a left hand there. Valanciunas was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McClane does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Valanciunas's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McClane connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Valanciunas scrambles back to his feet.
Valanciunas on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Valanciunas throws out a powerful jab.
McClane takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Valanciunas throws a right hand that misses
and McClane makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McClane dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Valanciunas. That did some damage!
Valanciunas lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valanciunas checks a leg kick.
Valanciunas avoids a punch combination nicely.
Valanciunas throws a head kick that McClane semi-blocks.
McClane takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Valanciunas is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! McClane had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Valanciunas takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McClane lands a nice looking body kick.
Valanciunas lands with an uppercut that bounces McClane off the ropes and back into range.
McClane feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Valanciunas's calf.
Nice jab there from Valanciunas.
McClane stalks Valanciunas and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Valanciunas's face. Valanciunas staggers backwards, shaken.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McClane throws a low kick but Valanciunas avoids it.
McClane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Valanciunas manages to avoid it.
Valanciunas connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Valanciunas feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McClane's calf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valanciunas connects with the punch.

McClane is rocked!
Valanciunas scores with a spinning back kick!
Oh McClane is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Valanciunas throws a head kick but McClane moves out of range.
Valanciunas smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Valanciunas staying out of range there.
Valanciunas batters McClane with a massive right followed by a huge left! McClane is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Valanciunas lands a final crushing right hand to drop McClane to the mat with a gruesome thud! Valanciunas is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jonas Valanciunas!
Jonas Valanciunas decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, John McClane stepped up to the mic, saying 'Dingy dingy son of a gun...'.