PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dead Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dandy Swanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Swanson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kill For Satan. Dead Walker has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Walker
vs
Swanson

225 cm
20
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

193 cm
25
250 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dead Walker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dandy Swanson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Walker feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Swanson pulls Walker in close to his closed guard and prevents Walker from doing any damage or advancing position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Let's hope that Swanson has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Walker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Swanson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Swanson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Walker manages to get himself to full guard.

Swanson works over Walker with some ground and pound from guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swanson chips away with some ground and pound.
Swanson controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Swanson works over Walker with some ground and pound from guard.
Swanson scoring with some ground and pound.

Walker is rocked!
Swanson arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Walker's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dandy Swanson!