PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Venturia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Venturia comes to the cage accompanied by Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise. Rasputin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by TURISAS - Rasputin. Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Venturia
vs
Yefimovich Rasputin

210 cm
39
281 lbs
34 - 34 - 0

225 cm
43
289 lbs
31 - 31 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 34 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Venturia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rasputin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rasputin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Rasputin shoots in looking for a takedown. Venturia tries to sprawl out of it but Rasputin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Venturia manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Venturia throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Venturia lands a left and a right that sends Rasputin crashing to the canvas! Venturia dives into mount looking to finish!

Rasputin is rocked!

It looks like Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Venturia gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Rasputin is still on wobbly legs! Can Venturia finish him?
Rasputin walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Rasputin limp body while Venturia jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jesse Venturia!
Jesse Venturia tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.