PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Myles Newell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cartmen
vs
Newell

181 cm
21
210 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

189 cm
20
208 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Myles Newell!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Alyssa Summers and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartmen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Newell.
Newell swings for the body but Cartmen moves out of range.
Cartmen is looking to counter with head kicks.
Cartmen throws a head kick that misses.
Newell lands a glancing blow to the side of Cartmen's head.
Donk. Newell catches Cartmen right on the button with a cross.
Cartmen takes one to the side of the head.
A jab from Newell finds it's way through Cartmen's defenses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Newell.
Newell darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Newell shoots in but Cartmen avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Newell scores with a body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Newell. That snapped Cartmen's head back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartmen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Newell shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cartmen defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Cartmen.
Myles Newell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartmen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Newell.
Jab, jab by Cartmen - just one landing.
A jab from Newell does it's job there.
Cartmen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Newell.
Newell steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Newell.
Eric Cartmen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Myles Newell.
Newell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Newell throws a series of punches but Cartmen avoids them all with ease.
Cartmen appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Newell has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cartmen throws a head kick that misses.
Newell shoots and misses
and Cartmen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Newell misses the shot to the body.
Cartmen lands with an uppercut that bounces Newell off the cage and back into range.
Cartmen pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Newell moves out of range as Cartmen throws a body kick.
Cartmen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Newell feints the counter takedown.
Newell blocks a low kick nicely.
Newell feints the counter takedown.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartmen takes one to the chin there.
Newell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartmen.
Newell throws a low kick, looking for Cartmen's leg but Cartmen calmly moves out of range.
It looked like Cartmen was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Newell takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartmen misses with a head kick.
Newell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Newell connects with a body shot.
Cartmen catches Newell with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Newell throws a lazy right hand but Cartmen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartmen is looking to slow Newell down with leg kicks.
Newell throws a solid leg kick but Cartmen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Newell.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Newell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartmen manages to avoid it.
Cartmen appears to be looking for a big counter.
Newell avoids the head kick by Cartmen.
Newell throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cartmen counters with a series of strikes. Newell will be more careful next time no doubt.
Cartmen scores with a leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Newell.
Newell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartmen.
Cartmen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Newell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Newell listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cartmen misses with a wild body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartmen blocks the leg kick.
Cartmen slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen stuffs the takedown attempt from Newell. Newell gets slowly back to his feet.
Newell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartmen.
Cartmen was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cartmen takes one to the chin there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Newell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartmen seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartmen. Newell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good standup being displayed there by Newell as he connects with a hook.
Cartmen slips a jab from Newell.
Newell looks to land a right hand but Cartmen moved out of range.
Cartmen half committed to a counter leg kick.
Newell scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cartmen in his tracks.
Newell looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartmen is just out of range.
Cartmen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Newell.
Newell lands a nice shot that snaps Cartmen's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Myles Newell dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cartmen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartmen jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Newell fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cartmen lands a body shot.
Cartmen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Newell on the side of the head.
Newell blocks a head kick by Cartmen.
Cartmen looks to land a body kick but Newell moved away.
Newell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cartmen counters with a three punch combo that has Newell backing up. Newell nods at Cartmen to acknowledge the strikes.
Newell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartmen misses with a low kick.
Cartmen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cartmen cracks the inside of Newell's front leg.
Nice straight punches there by Cartmen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cartmen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Newell misses with a body shot.
Newell fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Newell swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cartmen counters with a nice leg kick.
Newell misses with an uppercut.
Newell avoids the head kick by Cartmen.
Both fighters circling a little - Cartmen finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cartmen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Newell.
Cartmen misses with a kick to the body.
Newell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartmen is looking to counter with head kicks.
Cartmen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Newell lands a jab.
Newell fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cartmen checks it well.
Newell moves out of range as Cartmen throws a body kick.
Cartmen misses with an uppercut. Newell saw that one coming.
Newell throws the kick towards the body but Cartmen avoids it.
Newell throws the kick towards the body but Cartmen avoids it.
It looked like Cartmen was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Newell.
Cartmen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cartmen gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Newell postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Newell throwing strikes but missing.
Newell cracks Cartmen with a solid left hand.
My spies in Ground Zero, Las Vegas (LOD) inform me that Newell has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Cartmen trying to keep a closed guard but Newell is proving a slippery customer.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Newell accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Newell stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartmen swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Newell in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Newell stays in close to Cartmen's body and controls the position.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cartmen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Newell lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cartmen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cartmen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cartmen moves out of range of the leg kick from Newell.
Eric Cartmen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartmen bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Cartmen stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cartmen wants it to stay on the feet.
Eric Cartmen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Myles Newell.
Cartmen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Newell throws a chopping leg kick but Cartmen manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Newell with a poor takedown
and Newell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Newell is breathing heavily.
Cartmen looks for the body kick but Newell saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Newell misses with an uppercut. Cartmen saw that one coming.
Cartmen throws a jab when Newell was well out of range.
Newell misses with a leg kick
and Cartmen counters with a leg kick.

Newell closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartmen trying to control from the bottom.
Newell looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cartmen with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Newell is thwarting Cartmen's attempts to control the position.
Cartmen wants to improve his position but Newell is controlling well.
Cartmen regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Newell.
Newell trying to move into half guard but instead Cartmen has managed to sweep!

And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Eric Cartmen will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Nice sprawl there from Cartmen as Newell shoots in.
Newell lands a lovely overhand right.
Cartmen misses with a body kick.
Newell ducks under a wild hook from Cartmen.
Newell rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cartmen counters with a nice body shot.
Cartmen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Newell lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartmen tries to bum rush Newell with a series of wild strikes but Newell uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Newell is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Newell connects with a nice looking jab.
Newell connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen misses the shot to the body.
Cartmen digs a good hook to Newell's body.
Cartmen lands with a hook. Newell tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Newell swings for the body but Cartmen moves out of range.
Cartmen connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen throws a wild body kick that Newell sees coming a mile off.
Newell fails with a takedown attempt.
As Newell backs away, Cartmen returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Cartmen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartmen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Newell.
The fighters circling - Newell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Newell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Cartmen.
Newell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartmen lands with a good body shot.
Nice defenses there by Cartmen.
Newell throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cartmen's waist but Cartmen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Newell off to one side.
Eric Cartmen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Myles Newell.
Newell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartmen moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Newell swings widly with a right hand
and Cartmen counters with a good low kick that Newell was not able to check.
An inside leg kick lands from Cartmen.
Cartmen tries to bum rush Newell with a series of wild strikes but Newell uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Newell with the counter takedown but Cartmen avoids it easily.
Cartmen throws a head kick but Newell moves out of range.
Cartmen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cartmen looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Newell will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cartmen was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Newell checks a low kick from Cartmen.
Newell moves out of range of the body kick from Cartmen.
Cartmen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartmen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Newell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartmen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartmen throws a body punch but Newell moves out of range.
Cartmen throws a head kick but Newell moves out of range.
Newell fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
It appears Cartmen was looking to counter with a kick there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Newell misses with a double jab.
Newell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Cartmen avoids the body shot from Newell.
Cartmen scores with a head kick. Newell tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Newell throws a head kick that misses.
Cartmen just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartmen looks for the body kick but Newell saw that one coming.
Newell with the counter takedown but Cartmen avoids it easily.
Newell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartmen.
Newell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cartmen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Newell was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartmen.
Newell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartmen.
Newell rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cartmen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Cartmen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Newell manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Newell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cartmen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cartmen looks to throw a body kick
and Newell counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartmen misses with a hook.
Newell loads up on a big right hand but Cartmen slips the punch.
Newell looks to throw the jab but Cartmen is out of range.
Cartmen lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Newell moves forwards but Cartmen connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cartmen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cartmen tries to score with a low kick but Newell moves his leg out of the way.

Newell fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Cartmen to the ground. Newell is now in Cartmen's guard.
Newell won't allow Cartmen to sweep him here.
Newell lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Newell is fighting to break Cartmen's control of his arms but Cartmen is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartmen showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cartmen has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartmen!
Eric Cartmen thanked the fans post fight for their support.