PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ichabod Crane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marshawn Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crane might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Broken Bones - Decapitated. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Marshawn Lynch was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Crane
vs
Lynch

200 cm
23
287 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

175 cm
29
260 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ichabod Crane!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marshawn Lynch!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crane connects with a body shot.
Crane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lynch was well out of range. Poor timing from Crane.

Lynch moves into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lynch takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Crane successfully pulls guard.

Crane is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Lynch is sitting in close to Crane's body. Crane has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Lynch is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Lynch is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Crane.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ichabod Crane!
Ichabod Crane is the new heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Ichabod Crane thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.