PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Sanjay Infuriated (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Infuriated comes to the cage accompanied by Hip Hop. Sanjay Infuriated has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Infuriated
vs
Obama

193 cm
19
202 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

193 cm
19
202 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Excellent MT
KO power

Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sanjay Infuriated!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Barack Obama!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Infuriated scores with a nice strike.
Obama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obama misses with a body shot.
Obama takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Obama has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Infuriated throws a body shot but no joy.
Obama fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Infuriated looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Infuriated crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Obama - the referee stops the clock and Infuriated gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Obama. Infuriated manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Infuriated misses with a right hand
and Obama counters with a good low kick that Infuriated was not able to check.
Infuriated takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obama feints and then cracks Infuriated's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Infuriated down.
Obama scores with a nice strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Infuriated jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Infuriated throws the left hand but Obama avoids the punch easily.
Infuriated stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obama.
Obama tries a low kick but Infuriated avoids it.
Obama throws the left hand but Infuriated avoids the punch easily.
Infuriated looks to score with a jab to the body but Obama is just out of range.
Obama uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Infuriated.
Obama scores with a body shot.
A big left from Infuriated misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Infuriated connects with a nice looking jab.
Obama tries to work over Infuriated's front leg with a kick but Infuriated checks it.
Infuriated missing with a left hand there. Obama was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obama jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obama throws a head kick but Infuriated moves out of range.
Infuriated swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Infuriated closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obama fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Infuriated is out of range.
Infuriated swings for the body but Obama moves out of range.
Obama lands a body shot.
Infuriated throws a looping overhand right but Obama ducks down to avoid it.
Infuriated misses with a hook
and Obama counters with a nice uppercut.
Obama scores with a sloppy right hand. Infuriated should have avoided that one.
Obama throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A little feinted left hand from Infuriated on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Infuriated misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Obama to counter with a crisp jab.
Obama lands with a nice body punch.
Obama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Infuriated throws out the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obama tries to land a front kick but Infuriated steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Infuriated thows a left - swing and a miss!
Infuriated looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Infuriated definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Infuriated avoids a kick to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Infuriated on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obama takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Obama staying out of range there.
Obama appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Obama swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A head kick misses from Obama.
Infuriated swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Obama slips a straight right by Infuriated.
Obama wants to counter the offense by Infuriated and move into the clinch position.
Infuriated misses with a left hand
and Infuriated takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obama misses the jab.
Infuriated steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obama.
Obama takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Obama defending well as Infuriated loads up on a big left hand.
Infuriated throws a right hand that Obama ducks under and follows up with a left that Obama also avoids with ease.
Jab by Obama.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obama lands a nice hook to Infuriated's body. Infuriated takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Infuriated just misses with a punch to the body.
Infuriated misses with a hook
enabling Obama to counter with a crisp jab.
Infuriated misses with an uppercut. Obama saw that one coming.
Obama throws a nice outside leg kick.
Obama swings for the body but Infuriated moves out of range.
Obama tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Infuriated was well out of range. Poor timing from Obama.
Infuriated sizes up Obama with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Infuriated jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Infuriated is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A shot to the liver by Obama. Beautiful body shot.
Infuriated pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obama slips under a jab.
Obama lands a lovely overhand right.
A slow jab from Infuriated misses its intended target.
Obama lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obama misses with a looping right.
Infuriated throws an off balance right hand
and Obama counters with a three punch combo that has Infuriated backing up. Infuriated nods at Obama to acknowledge the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated misses with a looping left.
Infuriated throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sanjay Infuriated seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obama looks to score with a jab to the body but Infuriated is just out of range.
Obama throws a shot from downtown. Infuriated moves away and avoids it.
Infuriated throws an overhand right that lands on Obama's shoulder, as Obama tries to avoid the shot.
Obama moves out of range of the strikes.
Obama staying out of range there.
Obama takes one to the chin there.
Obama lands a high kick!
Obama moves out of range as Infuriated strikes.
Obama let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Infuriated misses with an uppercut. Obama saw that one coming.
Infuriated misses with a straight right.
Obama thuds a left hand into Infuriated's body.
Infuriated takes one to the chin there.
Infuriated swings widly with a right hand
letting Obama counter with a right hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Obama lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Infuriated has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Infuriated and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Infuriated takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Obama staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Infuriated.
Infuriated connects with a body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Obama.
Obama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obama throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Obama has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obama there as he acknowledges the shot.
Infuriated tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obama was well out of range. Poor timing from Infuriated.
Infuriated misses with a straight left.
A countering left hand to the body from Obama misses.
Obama lands with a right hand.
Infuriated lands the left hand.
Obama throws a body shot but no joy.
Infuriated is looking to counter punch.
Infuriated has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Obama finds it's way round the side to connect with Infuriated's head.
Obama gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obama moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Obama uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Infuriated.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Obama throws a leg kick that misses.
Infuriated throws out a loose jab but Obama uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obama was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Obama tries to score with a low kick but Infuriated moves his leg out of the way.
Obama misses the jab.
Obama cracks a nice hook into Infuriated's ribs.
Obama moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Obama throws a body punch but Infuriated moves out of range.
Obama keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Infuriated.
Infuriated misses with a looping left.
Infuriated digs a good body shot into Obama's ribs.
Infuriated slips a straight right by Obama.
Obama tries to land a front kick but Infuriated steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Obama steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Infuriated.
Infuriated lands a really nice looking cross but Obama seems unphased.
A big left from Infuriated misses.
Jab by Infuriated.
Infuriated throws a jab when Obama was well out of range.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Obama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Infuriated throws out the jab.
Obama looks to score with a jab to the body but Infuriated is just out of range.
Infuriated looks to throw the jab but Obama is out of range.
Obama throws a front kick aimed at Infuriated's knee but Infuriated avoids it well.
Infuriated misses with a looping left.
Infuriated throws a hook but Obama blocks it.
Obama thinks about the counter body kick.
Infuriated misses with a wild combination.
Infuriated throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An inside leg kick from Obama misses.
Obama scores with a jab. Infuriated acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A left and a right from Infuriated both land. Nice combination.
Obama misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Infuriated connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Infuriated misses the shot to the body.
Infuriated misses with an uppercut.
Jab by Obama.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obama fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Infuriated ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Infuriated is looking to counter punch.
Obama stuns Infuriated with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Infuriated checks a leg kick.
Obama fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Infuriated manages to avoid it.
Infuriated throws a big shot that misses.
Obama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Infuriated cracks Obama with an open hand slap.
Infuriated throws out a powerful jab.
Obama slips a jab from Infuriated.
Obama scoring well with a low kick there.
Obama misses with a body shot
and Infuriated counters with a nice uppercut.

Obama is rocked!
Infuriated throws a looping overhand right but Obama ducks down to avoid it.
Infuriated throws out a loose jab but Obama uses good head movement to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Infuriated.
Infuriated throws a jab when Obama was well out of range.
Obama looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Infuriated there as he acknowledges the shot.
Obama steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Infuriated.
Obama ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obama looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obama sizes up Infuriated with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Infuriated moves out of range of the body kick.
Infuriated swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Infuriated lands an overhand right.

Infuriated staggers Obama with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Obama looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
Obama is still on wobbly legs! Can Infuriated finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obama slips a straight right by Infuriated.
Obama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Infuriated throws out the jab.
Obama's corner calls for a 1-2. Obama obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Obama seems to have recovered his senses.
Obama misses the shot to the body.
Obama throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Infuriated looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Obama fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Infuriated has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obama. Infuriated does a little dance to reset his feet.
Infuriated swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Infuriated throws a hook but Obama avoids it easily.
Obama looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Infuriated misses with a hook.
Obama looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Barack Obama will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Infuriated avoids the head kick by Obama.
Obama slips under a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Obama! But no joy.
Infuriated lands a jab to the nose.
Infuriated is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Obama tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Donk. Obama catches Infuriated right on the button with a cross.
Infuriated checks the leg kick.
Obama scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Infuriated misses with a left hand

and Obama moves into the clinch.
Obama leaning against his opponent.
Obama misses with some punches.
Obama lands a body shot in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obama lands with a short shot to the head.
Obama stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Obama.
Good body shot from Obama.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obama keeps control of Infuriated as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
Infuriated can't find room to land a body shot as Obama controls the action.
Infuriated goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Infuriated blocks an uppercut.
Infuriated blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obama prevents a body shot from Infuriated.
A head punch on the inside from Infuriated fails to land.
Infuriated has a couple of punches blocked by Obama.
Nice body punch from Obama - that landed with a thud.
Obama has a couple of punches blocked by Infuriated.
Infuriated tries to throw a body punch but Obama avoids it by throwing Infuriated back against the cage.
Obama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obama throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Infuriateds head.

Obama's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Infuriated misses with a lunging right hand
and Obama connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obama fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obama cracks Infuriated with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Obama tries to land a leg kick but Infuriated saw it coming and moves away.
Obama pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch lands to the side of Obama 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Infuriated fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Obama uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Infuriated.
Obama misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Infuriated.
Infuriated is looking to counter punch.
Infuriated throws a big shot that misses.
Infuriated looks to score with a jab to the body but Obama is just out of range.
Infuriated throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Obama was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Infuriated throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Infuriated pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Infuriated throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Infuriated throws out the jab.
Infuriated throws a series of punches but Obama avoids them all with ease.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated connects with a right hand. Obama shakes it off.
Obama connects with a body shot that sends Infuriated's belly button to the back.
Infuriated throws a jab but it's blocked by Obama.
Infuriated misses with a looping left.
Infuriated throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obama pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Infuriated back to the cage. Obama follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Obama dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A punch combination from Infuriated misses.
Infuriated is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obama.
Some wild striking there from Obama.
Infuriated swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Infuriated misses the shot to the body.
Obama shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Infuriated throws a jab when Obama was well out of range.
Obama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Infuriated misses with a wild body shot.
Infuriated swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obama misses the jab.

Infuriated tries to keep at a distance but Obama has taken the fight into the clinch.
Infuriated wants to break free but Obama has control.
Obama tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Obama avoiding damage.
Obama lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Infuriated fails to land.
Obama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Infuriated misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obama working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Infuriated looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Infuriated fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Obama prevents a body shot from Infuriated.
Obama blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Infuriated misses with a hook to the ribs.
Infuriated tries to break the clinch but Obama is controlling the position.
Obama lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Infuriated tries to circle away but Obama has him pinned against the cage.
Obama lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Infuriated being controlled against the cage.
Infuriated misses with a body punch.
Infuriated is trying to break free.
Barack Obama seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Obama blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obama.
Obama lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Obama misses with the head strike.
Infuriated blocks a body shot from Obama.
Obama throws a punch but it's blocked by Infuriated.
Infuriated tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Infuriated wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Obama has him pressed against the cage.
Obama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obama has Infuriated pressed against the cage, preventing Infuriated from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A shot in the inside from Obama.
Infuriated swings wildly with an uppercut but Obama uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obama lands a hook that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
Infuriated swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Obama takes a shot to the head.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Obama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obama softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Infuriated gets through Obama's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Infuriated can't break the clinch.
Infuriated is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A right handed body shot lands from Infuriated.
Sanjay Infuriated has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Obama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Obama blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Infuriated fails to land.
Nice body punch from Obama.
Obama lands a nice uppercut.
Obama lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Infuriated doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Infuriated misses with a short punch on the inside.

Obama manages to break the clinch.
Infuriated throws a series of punches but Obama avoids them all with ease.
Infuriated throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obama keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Infuriated.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obama doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Obama. That snapped Infuriated's head back.
Obama lands a head shot.
Infuriated looks to throw the jab but Obama is out of range.
Obama looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Infuriated looks to land a left hand but Obama moved out of range nicely.
Good work by Infuriated as he checks the leg kick.
Infuriated lands a really nice looking cross but Obama seems unphased.
Obama tries a head kick but it misses.
Infuriated rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obama connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Infuriated throws a shot from downtown. Obama moves away and avoids it.
Obama looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Obama misses with a body kick.
Infuriated connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Obama misses with a straight right.
Obama walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nice uppercut lands for Obama. That snapped Infuriated's head back.
Obama misses with a few strikes there.
It looked like Infuriated wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obama avoids the body shot from Infuriated.
Obama bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Obama misses with a looping right.
Obama throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Infuriated sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obama lands with a nice combination. Infuriated backs away looking to recover.
Infuriated digs a good body shot into Obama's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Infuriated throws a jab but it's blocked by Obama.
Good work by Infuriated as he checks the leg kick.
It looked like Infuriated wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Infuriated connects with a quick right hand that sends Obama tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the cage, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Sanjay Infuriated!
Sanjay Infuriated seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.