PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alan Cobra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nova Zigaman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zigaman has chosen Mr Bombastic by Shaggy as his entrance music. Cobra has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Alan Cobra could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Nova Zigaman's chin.

Cobra
vs
Zigaman

188 cm
41
250 lbs
21 - 14 - 1

203 cm
21
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent knees
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Alan Cobra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nova Zigaman!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Ren Mimura and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Zigaman misses.

Zigaman has Cobra up against the cage in a clinch.
Cobra is trying to break free.

Cobra breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Zigaman shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Cobra's guard.
Cobra working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zigaman.
Zigaman is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Zigaman trying to move into half guard but instead Cobra has managed to sweep!

We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zigaman wants to sweep here but Cobra controlling him for the moment.
Cobra tries to stand but Zigaman is controlling from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cobra got a little sloppy there for a moment and Zigaman has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Cobra has managed to get both his arms back between Zigaman's legs - danger averted.

Zigaman had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cobra defends it easily.

Cobra is sitting in close to Zigaman's body. Zigaman has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Cobra is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Cobra is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Zigaman.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Nova Zigaman!
Nova Zigaman looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'That guy doesn't deserve to fight me. Get out of my cage. And this is a message for all my freaks: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... when they come down to earth, they want to ride my penis. Day, by day I come out to play - but one thing is for damn sure I am here to stay!'.