PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Leopold Scotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Scotch
vs
Falwell

175 cm
43
157 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

171 cm
28
150 lbs
1 - 29 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leopold Scotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Scotch clinches up against the cage.

Scotch wants the takedown. Falwell is fighting it off but Scotch persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Falwell's guard against the cage.
Scotch stands up over Falwell, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Scotch chips away with some ground and pound.

Scotch drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Scotch jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Scotch distracts Falwell with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Scotch trying to control but Falwell is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Scotch's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Scotch postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Falwell is rocked!
Our spies down at at Main Event Gym inform us that Falwell has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Scotch pushing down on Falwell's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Scotch finish him?
Scotch lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Falwell quite badly. Falwell pulls Scotch in close trying to recover. Scotch postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Falwell on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Falwell doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leopold Scotch!
Our winner, Leopold Scotch, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.