PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juris Dicktion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sanchez Marquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Dicktion
vs
Marquez

180 cm
33
260 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

200 cm
25
275 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Juris Dicktion!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Sanchez Marquez!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicktion stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dicktion wants it to stay on the feet.
A punch combination from Marquez misses.
Dicktion fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Marquez.
Marquez misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Marquez does no damage.
Marquez misses with a jab, cross combination.

Dicktion clinches up against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dicktion.
Dicktion keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Marquez's efforts to push away.

Dicktion pulls guard successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dicktion is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dicktion might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Dicktion is controlling Marquez's posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Marquez trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dicktion's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Marquez must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Marquez trying to control but Dicktion is working from the bottom.

Dicktion pushes a forearm under Marquez's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Marquez is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Juris Dicktion!
Juris Dicktion is the new heavyweight champion!
Juris Dicktion bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.