PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Samson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samson kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Venture Brothers Opening Theme. Brock Samson had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Samson
vs
Brown

195 cm
40
300 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

215 cm
31
267 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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KnockOut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brock Samson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jim Brown!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Samson lands with a shot to the body.
Brown scores with a hook to the body. Samson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Samson stuns Brown with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Samson.
Brown has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Brown moves out of range of the body kick from Samson.
Samson takes a swing at Brown's ribcage but misses.
Brown moves out of range of the leg kick from Samson.
Samson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brown manages to avoid it.
Samson thumps Brown with a low kick.
Samson misses the shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Brown there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Brock Samson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown just misses with a punch to the body.
Brown tries to land a leg kick but Samson saw it coming and moves away.
Brown moves out of range as Samson strikes.
Brown is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Samson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Brown there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Samson throws a body shot but no joy.
Brown is looking to clinch.
Samson misses with a looping right.
Brown avoids a kick to the body.
Brown is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Samson takes a swing at Brown's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samson thuds a left hand into Brown's body.
Brown throws a body kick that misses.
Samson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Brown was well out of range. Poor timing from Samson.
Brown takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Brown swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Samson.
A head kick misses from Brown.
Samson tries to work over Brown's front leg with a kick but Brown checks it.
Samson connects with a right hand. Brown shakes it off.
Brown lands a nice leg kick that just misses Samson's sensitive parts.
Brown on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jim Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brown turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Samson drops Brown with a straight right hand, right on the button! Samson follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brock Samson!
An out of breath and clearly excited Brock Samson thanked Firebird Designs for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).