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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwight Moody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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184 lbs
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180 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 16 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Dwight Moody!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Moody looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
Anderson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Anderson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Moody counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Anderson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Qube MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Moody looks to land a left hand but Anderson moved out of range nicely.
Moody explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Moody takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Crunch! Moody slams his shin into Anderson's torso.
Moody has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A left lands for Moody.
Moody just misses with a punch to the body.
Moody throws out a loose jab but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Moody misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Moody lands a leg kick that knocks Anderson off balance momentarily.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throws a shot to the body.
Anderson throws a right and a left that Moody avoids nicely.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
Moody lands a nice looking body kick.
Moody connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice body punch from Moody.
Moody clobbers Anderson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Anderson misses with a body shot.
Anderson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Moody moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Moody throws a head kick but Anderson moves out of range.
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Moody.
Anderson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Moody circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson swings for the body but Moody moves out of range.
Moody is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Anderson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good shot there by Anderson.
Anderson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Anderson attempts a counter takedown but Moody avoids it well and moves away.
Moody ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Anderson takes one to the side of the head.
Moody lands with a nice body kick.
A clash of legs there as Anderson blocks the low kick.
Moody misses with a double jab.
Moody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
Anderson scores with a body shot.
Anderson slips a jab from Moody.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson scores with a one two! Moody had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Moody just misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson shoots and misses
and Moody connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Moody scores with a spinning back kick!
Moody digs a good body shot into Anderson's ribs.
Moody misses with a wild body shot.
Moody looks to throw the jab but Anderson is out of range.
Moody scores with a head kick. Anderson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Both fighters circling a little - Moody finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Moody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Anderson is looking for a counter combo.
A slapping body kick lands there for Moody.
Anderson cracks Moody with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Moody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
Moody stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Moody misses with a lunging right hand
and Anderson counters with a left to the body.
Anderson throws a looping overhand right but Moody ducks down to avoid it.
Anderson jabs Moody to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anderson is looking to wear down Moody with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Moody throws a head kick that misses
and Anderson counters with a shoot takedown. Moody fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Moody not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dwight Moody dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Moody follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Good standup being displayed there by Anderson as he connects with a hook.
Moody throws a low kick but it's checked well by Anderson.
Anderson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Moody cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Anderson dives in and scores a takedown into Moody's guard.
Anderson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Anderson stopping the sweep attempt from Moody.
Moody throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Moody wants to stand up but Anderson is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Moody is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Moody is pulling down on Anderson's head. It's preventing any offense from Anderson, at least for the moment.
Anderson stopping the sweep attempt from Moody.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moody looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Anderson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Moody looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Moody throws a nice looking combination but Anderson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Anderson misses with a looping left.
Anderson misses with an uppercut. Moody saw that one coming.
Dwight Moody seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Anderson moves away from the strike by Moody.
Anderson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Moody lands with a good body shot.
Anderson connects with a single shot there.
Anderson throws a hook but Moody avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moody takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Moody swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Anderson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moody uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Moody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice defenses there by Moody.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Moody.
Moody throws a sloppy body shot
and Anderson counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crunch! Moody slams his shin into Anderson's torso.
Moody lands a slapping body shot.
Moody throws a poor cross that misses
and Anderson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Moody ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Moody defending well as Anderson loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moody moves into range and clinches up with Anderson.
Moody lands a body punch.
Moody escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Moody misses with a body shot.
Moody avoids the body shot from Anderson.
And Moody responds with a good body kick, but Anderson manages to step out the way in time.
A head kick by Moody misses
and Anderson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Moody throws a low kick but Anderson moves out of range easily.
A quick step to the side and Anderson tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Moody tries a head kick but it misses.
Moody walks into a left hand.
Moody fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Anderson, pushing him back against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Anderson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Moody tries a head kick but it misses.
Dwight Moody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moody uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Anderson.
Anderson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Moody! But no joy.
Moody tried to score with a low kick but Anderson checks it.
Anderson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Anderson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dwight Moody is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moody misses with a body shot.
Moody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Moody.
Anderson misses with a straight left.
Anderson dips to his left and cracks Moody with an uppercut!
Good leg kick by Moody there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Anderson throws out a loose jab but Moody uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Anderson throws a hook but Moody avoids it easily.
Moody misses with a low kick.
Anderson throws a looping overhand right but Moody ducks down to avoid it.
Moody just misses with a punch to the body.
Moody wants to slow Anderson down by chopping away at his legs.
Anderson throwing a counter right hand but Moody manages to avoid it.
Moody comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Moody cracks the inside of Anderson's front leg.
Anderson misses the body punch
and Moody connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Moody lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Anderson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Anderson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moody doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Moody misses with a kick to the body
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
Moody misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Anderson counters with a series of strikes. Moody will be more careful next time no doubt.
Moody avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anderson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Moody scores with a nice head shot.
Moody connects with a single shot there.
Moody throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anderson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Anderson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anderson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Moody at a distance.
Moody thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Moody throws a head kick but Anderson moves out of range.
Anderson misses with a wild body shot.
Moody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Anderson misses its target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moody waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anderson.
A counter left hand to the body from Anderson misses its target.
Moody buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Anderson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Moody throws a head kick that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Moody manages to avoid it.
Moody throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Anderson's head.
Anderson throws a jab when Moody was well out of range.
Moody throws an off balance right hand
letting Anderson counter with a right hand.
Anderson misses with a double jab.
Moody throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Anderson on the side of the head.
Moody tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Anderson was well out of range. Poor timing from Moody.
Moody just misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Moody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Moody swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Moody misses with a hook. Anderson ducked under it nicely.
Moody throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Anderson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Good leg kick by Moody there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Anderson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Moody.
Moody fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Anderson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A solid body kick from Moody.
Anderson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Moody.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Moody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Moody takes a swing at Anderson's ribcage but misses.
Moody looks to land a body kick but Anderson moved away.
Moody rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a shoot takedown. Moody fights it but they end up in guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Anderson scoring with some ground and pound.
Moody is rocked!
Anderson is stalling in the full guard.
Moody is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anderson loads up on a big left hand. Moody felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Anderson looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Moody can't hide his disappointment, as Anderson celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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