PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chapulin Colorado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hamstring McFlingtoss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Colorado
vs
McFlingtoss

170 cm
22
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

158 cm
22
141 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

Monster MMA

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chapulin Colorado!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hamstring McFlingtoss!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFlingtoss dodges the punch combination from Colorado.
McFlingtoss has a takedown stuffed.
Some wild striking there from Colorado.
Colorado sizes up McFlingtoss with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McFlingtoss has a takedown stuffed.
A jab from Colorado does it's job there.
McFlingtoss fails with a takedown attempt.
Chapulin Colorado has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hamstring McFlingtoss.
Colorado looks to land a combination but McFlingtoss avoids it well.
Colorado keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McFlingtoss is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Colorado is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Colorado throws a nice looking combination but McFlingtoss bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Colorado looks to land a combination but McFlingtoss avoids it well.
A punch lands to the side of McFlingtoss 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Colorado misses with a two punch combination.
McFlingtoss throws a left and a right that both miss
and Colorado connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McFlingtoss misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Colorado misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Colorado does no damage.
McFlingtoss drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Colorado connects with a nice looking jab.
McFlingtoss closes the distance and clinches up with Colorado, looking for a takedown. McFlingtoss pushes Colorado against the cage but Colorado circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McFlingtoss takes a jab right on the kisser.
McFlingtoss shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Colorado pinned against the cage. Colorado gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

McFlingtoss feints and as Colorado raises his hands in defense, McFlingtoss changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Colorado keeping full guard, as McFlingtoss tries to pass.
Colorado trying to keep a closed guard but McFlingtoss is proving a slippery customer.
Colorado wants to stand but McFlingtoss is controlling the position.
McFlingtoss pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Colorado is keeping the position for now.
Colorado is looking to stand up but McFlingtoss isn't so interested in that idea.

McFlingtoss drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Colorado manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now McFlingtoss has Colorado in his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McFlingtoss looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Colorado avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Colorado knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McFlingtoss on the ground.
McFlingtoss looks gassed!
Colorado would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
McFlingtoss bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Colorado's guard.
Colorado will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
McFlingtoss prevents Colorado from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McFlingtoss trying to control the position from guard on top but Colorado is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFlingtoss wants to pass the guard but Colorado is keeping the position.
McFlingtoss stands and throws Colorado's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Colorado tries to bench press McFlingtoss off him but McFlingtoss keeps the position.

McFlingtoss is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Colorado knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

McFlingtoss is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Colorado is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Colorado wants to get back to his feet but McFlingtoss drags him back down.

McFlingtoss thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Colorado wants to get back to his feet.

McFlingtoss is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Colorado is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Colorado is looking to reverse the position.
Colorado wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

McFlingtoss thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Colorado prevents McFlingtoss from moving into mount.

McFlingtoss looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Hamstring McFlingtoss will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Colorado misses with a wild combination.
Colorado scores with a hook.
Colorado scores with a nice head shot.
A left and a right from Colorado both land. Nice combination.

McFlingtoss drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

McFlingtoss drops back looking for a leg! Colorado is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Colorado manages to kick McFlingtoss off! McFlingtoss jumps back into Colorado's guard.
Colorado wants to stand up but McFlingtoss is controlling him.
Colorado seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Colorado keeping moving, preventing McFlingtoss from controlling successfully.
McFlingtoss pushes down on Colorado's leg and manages to get into half guard.
McFlingtoss is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colorado is trying to stand back up but McFlingtoss is controlling him
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McFlingtoss wants to control but Colorado is keeping him busy.

McFlingtoss is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Colorado is trying to stand up here but McFlingtoss is controlling him well.

McFlingtoss is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Colorado has managed to free his arm - good work.
Colorado is looking for a sweep. McFlingtoss is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McFlingtoss trying to pass the guard but Colorado defending well.
Colorado tries to roll over but McFlingtoss keeps him under control.
McFlingtoss trying to control the action but Colorado is working from the bottom.
Colorado is trying to stand.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
McFlingtoss shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Colorado pinned against the cage. Colorado gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McFlingtoss shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Colorado pinned against the cage. Colorado gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Colorado looks to land a combination but McFlingtoss avoids it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Colorado throws a nice looking combination but McFlingtoss bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Colorado lands with an overhand left.
Colorado is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Colorado misses with a jab, cross combination.
McFlingtoss shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chapulin Colorado has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hamstring McFlingtoss.
McFlingtoss shoots in for a takedown but Colorado shows good takedown defense.
A left and a right from Colorado both land. Nice combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Colorado scores with a four punch combination!
Colorado misses with a few strikes there.
A punch combination from Colorado misses.
No joy there for Colorado, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chapulin Colorado is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

McFlingtoss looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Colorado!
McFlingtoss mounts Colorado! Really nice guard pass there!

McFlingtoss has control of Colorado's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Colorado regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Colorado is looking to improve his position but McFlingtoss isn't that keen on the idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Colorado has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.

McFlingtoss is looking for the choke from the back position but Colorado is controlling his hands well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Colorado manages to reverse the position and now he's in McFlingtoss's guard. Nice work there by Colorado.
McFlingtoss has a closed guard, preventing Colorado from standing up.
Hamstring McFlingtoss has got the better of the ground game so far.
McFlingtoss bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Colorado's guard.

McFlingtoss drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and McFlingtoss jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
McFlingtoss won't allow Colorado to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hamstring McFlingtoss showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Colorado throws a right and a left that McFlingtoss avoids nicely.
A left and a right from Colorado both land. Nice combination.
Colorado cracks McFlingtoss with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McFlingtoss walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McFlingtoss dodges the punch combination from Colorado.

McFlingtoss looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
McFlingtoss passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Colorado tries to bench press McFlingtoss off him but McFlingtoss keeps the position.

McFlingtoss is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Colorado looks calm but he's in trouble here. McFlingtoss gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Colorado is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! McFlingtoss lets go of the hold and Colorado can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hamstring McFlingtoss!
Hamstring McFlingtoss is the new featherweight champion!