PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lance Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwarzenegger comes to the cage accompanied by Destroy Everything. On his way into the cage it seems that Arnold Schwarzenegger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Schwarzenegger
vs
Wilson

193 cm
24
260 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

199 cm
20
257 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lance Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwarzenegger swings for the body but Wilson moves out of range.

Schwarzenegger throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Wilson was covering up waiting for the punch and Schwarzenegger finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Schwarzenegger pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wilson is keeping the position for now.

Schwarzenegger drops back looking for a leg! Wilson is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Wilson manages to kick Schwarzenegger off! Schwarzenegger jumps back into Wilson's guard.
Wilson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wilson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Schwarzenegger. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Wilson is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilson keeping full guard, as Schwarzenegger tries to pass.
Schwarzenegger stopping the sweep attempt from Wilson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson keeping full guard, as Schwarzenegger tries to pass.
Schwarzenegger wants to control from the top but Wilson keeps moving.
Schwarzenegger wants to pass the guard but Wilson is keeping the position.
Wilson can't keep his opponent in guard - Schwarzenegger advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Wilson is trying to get back to full guard.

Schwarzenegger seems to be working for a kimura but Wilson defends the submission attempt.
Wilson felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Wilson wants to get back to full guard.
Schwarzenegger trying to mount his opponent but Wilson defends it.
Schwarzenegger is working hard here to advance position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilson trying to control from the bottom.
Schwarzenegger wants to pass the guard but Wilson is defending well.

Schwarzenegger is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Schwarzenegger trying to control the pace.
Wilson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Schwarzenegger passes to full mount!
Schwarzenegger can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wilson is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Schwarzenegger is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Schwarzenegger extends the arm and Wilson is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Arnold Schwarzenegger!
A very excited looking Arnold Schwarzenegger made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.