PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Klobbering Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kevin Klobbering Time told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Porcelain Punisher
vs
Klobbering Time

225 cm
26
300 lbs
12 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kevin Klobbering Time!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Porcelain Punisher.
Klobbering Time misses with a series of wild punches.
Klobbering Time throws a jab when Porcelain Punisher was well out of range.
We've been told by Porcelain Punisher's head coaches at The GYM (20 elite coaches on the Island !!!) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Klobbering Time lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Klobbering Time with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Porcelain Punisher to score with a decent uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher misses with an uppercut. Klobbering Time saw that one coming.
Klobbering Time looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Klobbering Time fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Klobbering Time will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klobbering Time lands a nice shot to the body.
Klobbering Time clobbers Porcelain Punisher with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Porcelain Punisher ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Klobbering Time jabs Porcelain Punisher right on the nose. Porcelain Punisher blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher throws a right and a left that both miss.
Porcelain Punisher ducks under a wild hook from Klobbering Time.
Porcelain Punisher takes a swing at Klobbering Time's ribcage but misses.
Klobbering Time throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Porcelain Punisher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Klobbering Time is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Porcelain Punisher throws a jab when Klobbering Time was well out of range.
Klobbering Time throws a big shot that misses.
As Klobbering Time looks to move away, Porcelain Punisher throws a big counter combo bu Klobbering Time just gets out of the way.
Klobbering Time swings widly with a right hand
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a left and a right that stings Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time throws a hook but Porcelain Punisher avoids it easily.
Porcelain Punisher lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Klobbering Time circles away quickly and effectively.
A little jabbing left from Klobbering Time on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Klobbering Time throws out a loose jab but Porcelain Punisher uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big right from Porcelain Punisher misses.
Porcelain Punisher showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Klobbering Time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher misses with an uppercut. Klobbering Time saw that one coming.
Klobbering Time fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Porcelain Punisher misses with the combination.
Klobbering Time looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Porcelain Punisher swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Porcelain Punisher has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Klobbering Time finds it's way round the side to connect with Porcelain Punisher's head.
Some wild striking there from Klobbering Time.
Porcelain Punisher throws an overhand right that lands on Klobbering Time's shoulder, as Klobbering Time tries to avoid the shot.
Klobbering Time slips a jab and a cross from Porcelain Punisher.
Klobbering Time dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Porcelain Punisher tests Klobbering Time's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Klobbering Time to score with a decent uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the body shot from Klobbering Time.
A quick step to the side and Porcelain Punisher tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Klobbering Time throws a right and a left that Porcelain Punisher avoids nicely.
Porcelain Punisher appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Porcelain Punisher dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Porcelain Punisher fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Klobbering Time looks winded!
Porcelain Punisher is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Klobbering Time throws a right and a left that Porcelain Punisher avoids nicely.
Porcelain Punisher uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Klobbering Time stuns Porcelain Punisher with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Klobbering Time thuds a left hand into Porcelain Punisher's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klobbering Time swinging wildly here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klobbering Time swings widly with a right hand
and Porcelain Punisher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Klobbering Time misses with a wild body shot.
Klobbering Time swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Porcelain Punisher jabs Klobbering Time to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher moves out of range of the strikes.
It looked like Porcelain Punisher was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Klobbering Time.
Porcelain Punisher fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Klobbering Time works the jab nicely.
Klobbering Time throws a hook but Porcelain Punisher blocks it.
Porcelain Punisher swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Klobbering Time misses with a body punch
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a right hand to the body.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kevin Klobbering Time will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Klobbering Time takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

It looks like Kevin Klobbering Time has been cut.
A punch combination from Porcelain Punisher misses.
Porcelain Punisher throws a body shot but no joy.
Klobbering Time rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Matt Porcelain Punisher is winning the standup battle so far.
Klobbering Time lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Porcelain Punisher circles away quickly and effectively.
Porcelain Punisher throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klobbering Time sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Porcelain Punisher misses with an uppercut.
Klobbering Time comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Klobbering Time throws an overhand right that lands on Porcelain Punisher's shoulder, as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klobbering Time misses with a looping left.
Porcelain Punisher with a nice cross.
Klobbering Time lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Porcelain Punisher will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klobbering Time throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like Porcelain Punisher was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Klobbering Time.
Kevin Klobbering Time seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a straight right hand.
Porcelain Punisher keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Porcelain Punisher misses the target.
Porcelain Punisher throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Porcelain Punisher throws a good cross that connects.
A shot to the body from Klobbering Time misses

and Porcelain Punisher counters with a crisp right hand that drops Klobbering Time! Porcelain Punisher lets Klobbering Time back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Porcelain Punisher stuns Klobbering Time with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kevin Klobbering Time is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klobbering Time is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porcelain Punisher jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sloppy strikes from Klobbering Time. Those never looked like landing.
Klobbering Time looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A slow jab from Klobbering Time misses its intended target.
Klobbering Time closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher ducks under a wild hook from Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Porcelain Punisher circles away quickly and effectively.
Klobbering Time throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Porcelain Punisher.

Porcelain Punisher cracks Klobbering Time with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Porcelain Punisher has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Klobbering Time to stand back up!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Porcelain Punisher engages and cracks Klobbering Time with a massive lead left hook - Klobbering Time tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Porcelain Punisher is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Matt Porcelain Punisher!
Matt Porcelain Punisher retains his super heavyweight title!