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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Deadly Murderer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slap Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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145 lbs
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157 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Deadly Murderer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slap Nuts!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts clinches up with Murderer and pushes him back against the cage.
Nuts lands an elbow inside that Murderer shrugs off.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Nuts unloads a knee to the mid-section. Murderer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nuts stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nuts tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nuts lands a damaging elbow.
Murderer takes an elbow to the temple.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nuts obliges.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Murderer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nuts landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Murderer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nuts lands an elbow inside.
Nuts scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nuts looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Murderer is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Nuts to keep the fight standing.
Nuts with a knee to the head.
Nuts throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Murderer blocks it with crossed arms.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Nuts takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nuts unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts just leaning against Murderer, taking a breather.
Nuts tries to land a knee to the head but Murderer blocks with his arms.
Murderer fails to pull guard.
Nuts connects with a nasty looking knee right to Murderer's face.
A short uppercut from Nuts.
Nuts tries a knee to the head but Murderer blocks it.
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Good body shot from Nuts.
A short right from Murderer.
Still in the clinch, Nuts scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nuts works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Murderer is breathing heavily.
Murderer takes an elbow to the temple.
Nuts landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Murderer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Murderer or not.
A short body shot lands from Nuts as the two fighters clinch.
Nuts lands a knee to the body.
Nuts lands an elbow just above Murderer 's eye.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Nuts connects with a knee to the head.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Nuts comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nuts scores a nice knee to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Nuts.
Nuts lands an elbow just above Murderer 's eye.
Nuts connects with a knee to the head.
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Murderer is trying to maintain a safe position but Nuts gets an underhook and turns Murderer into the cage.
Nuts with a knee to the head.
Nuts using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nuts lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Nuts working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nuts landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Nuts.
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nuts landing knees to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Nuts - that landed with a thud.
Nuts lands an elbow just above Murderer 's eye.
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nuts scores with a knee to the head.
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Murderer is rocked!
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Oh Murderer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nuts creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murderer's defenses.
Murderer tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Deadly Murderer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Murderer takes a shot to the head.
Murderer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nuts lands an elbow inside that Murderer shrugs off.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Nuts lands an elbow inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Murderer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nuts comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Murderer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Murderer seems to have got his legs back now.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Nuts with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slap Nuts dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Nuts clinches with his opponent.
Nuts with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Nuts lands a nice shot to the body.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
Nuts lands an elbow just above Murderer 's eye.
Nuts tries a knee to the head but Murderer blocks it.
Nuts pushes Murderer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nuts lands an elbow just above Murderer 's eye.
Nuts is working Murderer over against the cage.
Slap Nuts seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nuts scores with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Nuts.
Murderer takes an elbow to the forehead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nuts lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Murderer.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nuts landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Nuts gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Nuts putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Murderer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nuts has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nuts creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murderer's defenses.
Nuts is working Murderer over against the cage.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
Nuts throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nuts with a knee to the head.
Murderer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nuts crunches a lovely knee into Murderer's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Murderer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A short left from Nuts.
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Murderer taking a breather.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nuts creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murderer's defenses.
Nuts gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nuts stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nuts connects with a nasty looking knee right to Murderer's face.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nuts.
Nuts lands an uppercut.
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nuts works on Murderer's body with a couple of short punches.
Nuts comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Nuts utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Nuts.
Nuts putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Murderer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nuts using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
A short body shot lands from Nuts as the two fighters clinch.
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nuts using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nuts will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Murderer up against the cage.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nuts creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Murderer is trying to pull guard but Nuts has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts throws a knee to the head but misses.
Nuts lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nuts gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nuts crunches a lovely knee into Murderer's ribcage.
Nuts lands an elbow just above Murderer 's eye.
Nuts with a knee to the head.
Murderer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Nuts digs a right hand into Murderer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Murderer's gas tank.
Nuts lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Murderer takes an elbow to the forehead.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Murderer tries to pull guard but Nuts forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Nuts lands a hook that snaps the head of Murderer backwards.
Nuts comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slap Nuts showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Murderer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Murderer shoots in for a takedown but Nuts shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Nuts throws a body punch but Murderer moves out of range.
Nuts moves into range and clinches up with Murderer.
Nuts lands an elbow inside that Murderer shrugs off.
Nuts using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Murderer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nuts.
Murderer jumps guard but Nuts turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
Nuts creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Murderer's defenses.
Nuts scores with a shot to the side of Murderer's head.
Nuts scores with a hook to the body.
Nuts gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Murderer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nuts avoids it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Murderer has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Nuts avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Deadly Murderer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nuts landing knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts connects with a nasty looking knee right to Murderer's face.
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Nuts.
Nuts lands a body shot.
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nice elbow from Nuts.
Nice elbow from Nuts.
Nuts makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A knee to the head by Nuts.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nuts working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
A knee to the head by Nuts.
Nuts unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nuts landing knees to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nuts lands an elbow inside that Murderer shrugs off.
Murderer tries to work over Nuts's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nuts landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Nuts scores with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Nuts.
Nice body punch from Nuts - that landed with a thud.
Murderer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nuts is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nuts.
Murderer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nuts has Murderer pushed against the cage.
Nuts connects with a knee to the head.
Nuts with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Nuts.
A short body shot lands from Murderer as the two fighters clinch.
Murderer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Murderer is trying to push Nuts away but Nuts has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Murderer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
Slap Nuts is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Nuts connects with a knee to the head.
Nuts tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nuts throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Nuts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nuts putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Murderer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts landing knees to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nuts digs a right hand underneath Murderer's ribcage. Murderer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nuts lands an elbow inside that Murderer shrugs off.
Nuts gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Murderer takes an elbow to the temple.
Nuts misses with a knee to the head.
Nuts with a knee to the head.
Nuts lands a nice elbow.
Nuts blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nuts lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nuts landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Nuts lands a knee to the head.
Deadly Murderer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Murderer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nuts lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
And that's the end of the fight!
Slap Nuts comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nuts has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 24:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 24:30
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 24:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slap Nuts!
An out of breath Slap Nuts thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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