PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazerus Lightning (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loki Wojtk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lightning might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to TEN INCHES OF BLOOD-by GOREGASM. Wojtk is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Thunderstruck, ACDC. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Lightning
vs
Wojtk

200 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

196 cm
24
280 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazerus Lightning !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Loki Wojtk!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lightning throws a big shot that misses.
Wojtk with the counter takedown but Lightning avoids it easily.
Lightning shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Lazerus Lightning has been cut.
Lightning misses with a wild body shot.
Wojtk steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Lightning .
Lazerus Lightning seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lightning scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wojtk doesn't seem bothered though.
Wojtk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wojtk tries to land a front kick but Lightning steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lightning misses with a double jab.
Lightning waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wojtk.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightning rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Wojtk counters with a shoot takedown. Lightning fights it but they end up in guard.
Lightning is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wojtk content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightning tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Wojtk prevents Lightning from getting back to his feet.
Wojtk with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lightning is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Wojtk dives into side control.

Wojtk is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Lightning looks calm but he's in trouble here. Wojtk gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Lightning is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Wojtk lets go of the hold and Lightning can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Loki Wojtk!
Loki Wojtk decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Lazerus Lightning spoke after the fight, saying 'Well its back to the van down by the river for me folks.'.