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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fat Retard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Javier Alvarez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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182 cm
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198 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Dangerous GnP
Good elbows
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Retard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Javier Alvarez!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alvarez lands a nice leg kick that just misses Retard's sensitive parts.
Alvarez lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Alvarez throws a body shot but no joy.
Retard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Retard thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Alvarez if he has to take too many more of those.
Retard is looking to clinch.
Retard misses with a kick to the body.
Retard lands a nice looking kick to the body. Alvarez takes a step back to recover.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Retard.
Alvarez throws a low kick, looking for Retard's leg but Retard calmly moves out of range.
Alvarez avoids a kick to the body.
Alvarez throws a right hand that misses
and Retard counters with a body kick.
Alvarez looks winded!
Retard moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Retard wants to clinch up but Alvarez keeps it at a distance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Retard!
Retard connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Alvarez's hands.
Alvarez takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Retard fails in his attempt to clinch.
Retard looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvarez shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Retard defends it nicely.
Retard has closed the distance and engaged Alvarez in a clinch.
Alvarez taking a breather.
Retard tries to land a knee to the head but Alvarez blocks with his arms.
Alvarez fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Retard has Alvarez pressed against the cage.
Alvarez is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Alvarez looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Alvarez is trying to push Retard away but Retard has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Alvarez stalling the fight.
Alvarez stalling.
Retard unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Javier Alvarez.
Retard misses with a kick to the body.
Retard tries to clinch but Alvarez is having none of it.
Retard lands a high kick!
It looks like Javier Alvarez has been cut.
Retard drops Alvarez with a huge uppercut! Alvarez drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Retard is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fat Retard!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
44% |
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