PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dirt McGirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Yauch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGirt comes to the cage accompanied by Kuba Knap - Zbyt dziabnięty. Yauch has chosen Fight For Your Right To Party as his entrance music. Adam Yauch acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

McGirt
vs
Yauch

185 cm
29
180 lbs
13 - 9 - 3

184 cm
29
179 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 3, fighting out of New York, Dirt McGirt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adam Yauch!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yauch misses with a looping right.
Jab, jab by Yauch - just one landing.
McGirt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yauch.
As Yauch looks to move away, McGirt throws a big counter combo bu Yauch just gets out of the way.
Yauch throws a body shot but no joy.
Yauch scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yauch swings widly with a right hand
and McGirt counters with a slapping leg kick.
Yauch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Yauch throws a head kick that misses.
McGirt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yauch.
Yauch swinging wildly here.
Yauch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McGirt moves away.
It looked like McGirt was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Yauch.
Yauch lands a jab to McGirt's midsection.
A swing and a miss from Yauch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGirt misses with a body kick.
Yauch doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
McGirt takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Yauch throws a jab when McGirt was well out of range.
Yauch is looking to score with low kicks.
Good leg kick by McGirt there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Yauch misses with a hook
and McGirt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGirt cracks the inside of Yauch's front leg.
Yauch throws the left hand but McGirt avoids the punch easily.
McGirt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Yauch is predictable there
letting McGirt counter with a right hand.
McGirt fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Yauch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McGirt checks a leg kick.
McGirt jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
McGirt throws an overhand right that lands on Yauch's shoulder, as Yauch tries to avoid the shot.
Yauch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McGirt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGirt blocks a leg kick.
Yauch misses with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGirt with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yauch misses with an uppercut
and McGirt makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McGirt dodges the punch combination from Yauch.
Yauch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Good leg kick by McGirt there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McGirt pushes Yauch away with a front kick.
Yauch throws a hook but McGirt blocks it.
Yauch throws out a loose jab but McGirt uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGirt jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Yauch moves out of range of the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGirt dodges the punch combination from Yauch.
McGirt throwing a counter right hand but Yauch manages to avoid it.
Yauch ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yauch scores with a leg kick.
McGirt avoids the head kick by Yauch.
McGirt lands a right hook to the body.
A punch combination from Yauch misses.
Yauch avoids the body shot from McGirt.
Yauch has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McGirt.
McGirt looks to score with a jab to the body but Yauch is just out of range.
Yauch raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Yauch misses with a leg kick
and McGirt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Yauch's knee momentarily.
Yauch misses with a lunging right hand
and McGirt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McGirt pushes Yauch away with a front kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yauch misses with a low kick as McGirt jumps back.
Yauch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Yauch looks to land a right hand but McGirt moved out of range.
Yauch misses with an uppercut
and McGirt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McGirt chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McGirt fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Yauch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McGirt lands a nice looking kick to the body. Yauch takes a step back to recover.
McGirt moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Adam Yauch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yauch takes one on the button.
McGirt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yauch throws a looping overhand right but McGirt ducks down to avoid it.
Yauch throws a predictable looking body shot
and McGirt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Yauch misses with a right hand
and McGirt counters with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirt McGirt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

McGirt clobbers Yauch with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Yauch misses with a straight right.
McGirt tries to land a front kick but Yauch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Decent striking displayed by Yauch there.
Yauch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McGirt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Yauch's knee momentarily.
Yauch scores with a nice right hand.
Yauch misses with a double jab
and McGirt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Yauch's knee momentarily.
McGirt scores with a leg kick.
McGirt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yauch can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Yauch throws a lazy head kick
and McGirt counters with a nice uppercut.
Dirt McGirt is winning the standup battle so far.
McGirt throws a nice looking combination but Yauch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for McGirt.
Yauch throws an off balance right hand
and McGirt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yauch lands a nice shot that snaps McGirt's head back.
McGirt moves out of range as Yauch strikes.
McGirt is looking to counter with a body kick.
McGirt cracks Yauch with an open hand slap.
McGirt's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Yauch might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McGirt has got the better of the exchanges.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McGirt.
McGirt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Yauch misses with a lunging right hand
and McGirt counters with a straight right hand.
Nice body punch from McGirt.
McGirt throws a right hand that Yauch ducks under and follows up with a left that Yauch also avoids with ease.
Yauch throws a sloppy head kick
and McGirt counters with a straight right hand.
That kick from McGirt tenderised Yauch's leg. Yauch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yauch throws a right hand that misses
and McGirt counters with a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yauch swings away with a body shot that misses
and McGirt counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Yauch thinking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yauch throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McGirt.

McGirt is rocked!
Yauch tries to clinch but McGirt is having none of it.
Oh McGirt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McGirt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Yauch's sensitive parts.
Yauch catches McGirt with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Yauch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McGirt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McGirt tries to score with a low kick but Yauch moves his leg out of the way.
McGirt misses with an uppercut
and Yauch scores with a counter punch that sends McGirt to the canvas! Yauch smells blood - he's punishing McGirt with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! McGirt has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Yauch!
A very excited looking Adam Yauch made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.