PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Taco Bueno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doom Unit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unit comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Doom Unit - Killing Time kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bueno
vs
Unit

182 cm
33
190 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

190 cm
30
194 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

GREEN!160
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Perkele!
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Taco Bueno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Doom Unit!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bueno takes a swing at Unit's ribcage but misses.
Unit takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Unit thuds a left hand into Bueno's body.
Bueno throws a low kick but Unit avoids it.
Unit scores with a decent looking hook.
Bueno missing with a left hand there. Unit was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Unit tries to clinch but Bueno is having none of it.
Bueno is looking to chop away at Unit's legs.
Unit missing with a left hand there. Bueno was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bueno throws a chopping leg kick but Unit manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bueno misses with a hook
and Unit counters with a left and a right that stings Bueno.
Unit is looking to slow Bueno down with leg kicks.
Bueno rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Unit counters with a left to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Bueno misses the target.
Bueno looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Unit showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bueno.
Good leg kick by Unit there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bueno fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Unit on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueno avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Bueno misses the target.
Unit loads up on a big right hand but Bueno slips the punch.
A jab from Bueno finds it's way through Unit's defenses.
Bueno swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Unit works Bueno's body with a nice hook.
Bueno falls off balance throwing a combination
and Unit counters with a straight right hand.
Bueno thows a left - swing and a miss!
Unit throws a jab but it's blocked by Bueno.
Bueno takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Unit throws an off balance right hand
and Bueno counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Unit darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bueno looks to land a right hand but Unit moved out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Unit misses.
Bueno misses with an uppercut. Unit saw that one coming.
Unit has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Unit misses the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bueno on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Unit. Unit obviously looking to wear him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bueno displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Unit throws out the jab.
Unit scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Jab from Bueno.
Bueno throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Unit misses with a hook
and Bueno counters with a nice uppercut.
Unit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bueno.
A telegraphed right hand from Bueno misses the target.
Bueno is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bueno throws a sloppy body shot

and Unit counters by moving into the clinch.
Unit has Bueno pressed against the cage, preventing Bueno from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bueno content to slow the pace in the clinch.

Bueno escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doom Unit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Unit defending well as Bueno loads up on a big left hand.
Unit misses with a low kick.
Bueno appears to be looking for a big counter.

Unit has closed the distance and engaged Bueno in a clinch.
Unit misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Unit creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Unit prevents a body shot from Bueno.
Bueno tries a body shot but Unit blocks it.
Unit lands a body shot in the clinch.
Unit blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bueno misses with the head strike.
Unit tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bueno blocking some punches.
Unit misses with some punches.
Unit blocks a body shot from Bueno.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bueno.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Unit.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bueno.
Unit lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bueno struggles to land a body shot inside as Unit controls his hands.
Unit tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Unit throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bueno can't find room to land a body shot as Unit controls the action.
Unit is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Unit.
Bueno tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Unit's elbow.
Unit lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bueno is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Unit lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bueno backwards.
Bueno trying to control the position but instead, Unit has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bueno into the cage.
Bueno tries a body shot but Unit blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bueno tries to throw a body punch but Unit avoids it by throwing Bueno back against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Unit.

Bueno has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Unit clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Bueno really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Unit.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Unit tries to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Doom Unit will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Unit wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Unit defending well as Bueno loads up on a big left hand.
Bueno throws a body punch but Unit moves out of range.
Unit throws a hook but Bueno blocks it.
Unit misses with a hook.
Bueno misses with a double jab
and Unit counters with an outside leg kick.
Unit is looking to clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bueno looks to land a body kick but Unit moved away.
Bueno misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bueno swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Unit looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bueno throws a jab when Unit was well out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Bueno. Those never looked like landing.
Bueno avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bueno.
Bueno uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Unit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unit looks to throw the jab but Bueno is out of range.
Unit misses with a right hand
and Unit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bueno misses with a hook.
Bueno checks a low kick from Unit.
Unit is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice cross by Unit.
Bueno fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Unit manages to avoid it.
Bueno lands a jab-cross combination.
Bueno will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Unit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bueno.
Bueno misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Unit leaves Bueno with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bueno takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bueno with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unit moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A leg kick checked by Bueno.
Bueno gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Unit moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Bueno looks to land a right hand but Unit moved out of range.
Unit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Unit lands with a shot to the body.
Bueno throws a right hand that misses
and Unit connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd cheers as Unit lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bueno doesn't seem phased though.
Doom Unit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bueno throws out a loose jab but Unit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bueno bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A cross from Unit lands.
Unit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Unit throws a leg kick which misses Bueno's front leg but catches the back leg as Bueno tries to avoid it.
Bueno bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Unit looks to land a left hand but Bueno moved out of range nicely.
Bueno fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Unit is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit throws a leg kick but Bueno sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bueno scores with a head kick. Unit tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Unit tries a head kick but it misses.
Unit looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bueno ducks under a wild hook from Unit.
Unit clobbers Bueno with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bueno wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bueno throws a hook to the side of Unit's head but Unit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Unit walks into a stiff left hand from Bueno.
Unit takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bueno looks to land a left hand but Unit moved out of range nicely.
Unit lands a leg kick that knocks Bueno off balance momentarily.
A shot to the body from Bueno misses
and Unit connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unit avoids the body shot from Bueno.
Unit flicks out a counter leg kick but Bueno steps away.
Bueno takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bueno throws a hook but Unit blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Unit.
Bueno misses with an uppercut. Unit saw that one coming.
Unit is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice cross by Unit.
Bueno walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Unit connects with a solid leg kick.
Bueno throws a low kick, looking for Unit's leg but Unit calmly moves out of range.
Unit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bueno throws a low kick, looking for Unit's leg but Unit calmly moves out of range.
Unit tries to bum rush Bueno with a series of wild strikes but Bueno uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Unit tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bueno manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bueno throws a half hearted mid kick.
It seemed like Unit was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A slow jab from Bueno misses its intended target.
Unit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bueno fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Unit manages to avoid it.
Unit slips a jab from Bueno.
Unit throws a chopping leg kick but Bueno manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bueno looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bueno throws a front kick aimed at Unit's knee but Unit avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Doom Unit will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

That kick from Unit tenderised Bueno's leg. Bueno is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bueno dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Unit misses with a hook.
Bueno misses with a straight left.
Bueno misses with a jab to the body
and Bueno takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bueno throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Unit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Unit scoring well with a low kick there.
Unit scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bueno looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Unit slips under a jab from Bueno.
Unit misses with a body kick.
Unit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bueno.

Bueno shoots in and gets a takedown into Unit's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Unit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Bueno with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bueno in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueno stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Unit swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bueno trying to control but Unit is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bueno accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bueno won't allow Unit to sweep him here.
Bueno working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Unit scores with a hook.
Taco Bueno has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bueno misses with a low kick as Unit jumps back.
Unit misses with a low kick as Bueno jumps back.
Bueno checks a low kick from Unit.
Bueno is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Unit.
Bueno misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Unit.
Unit tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bueno misses with a hook. Unit ducked under it nicely.
Bueno throws an overhand right that lands on Unit's shoulder, as Unit tries to avoid the shot.
Bueno throws a low kick but it's checked well by Unit.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bueno.
Bueno throws a lazy right hand but Unit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Unit wants to clinch up but Bueno keeps it at a distance.
Unit ducks under a wild hook from Bueno.
Unit moves away from the strike by Bueno.
The crowd cheers as Unit lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bueno doesn't seem phased though.
Some bone on bone action there as Unit checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit clobbers Bueno with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A shot to the body from Bueno misses
and Unit counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bueno thinking.
Bueno has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Unit.
Unit looks to score with a jab to the body but Bueno is just out of range.
Bueno throws an overhand right that lands on Unit's shoulder, as Unit tries to avoid the shot.
Bueno throws the left hand but Unit avoids the punch easily.
Bueno throws a jab when Unit was well out of range.
Bueno jabs Unit right on the nose. Unit blinks but takes it well.
Unit staying out of range there.
Unit scores with a nice right hand.
Unit connects with an inside leg kick.
Unit fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bueno on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Unit. Unit obviously looking to wear him down.
Bueno throws a body punch but Unit moves out of range.
Bueno misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bueno throws a shot from downtown. Unit moves away and avoids it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Unit fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bueno, pushing him back against the cage.
Unit lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bueno can't find room to land a body shot as Unit controls the action.
Unit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bueno is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Unit lands with a short shot to the head.
Bueno is trying to force a seperation but Unit has the dominant position.
Unit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bueno blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doom Unit is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Unit has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Unit creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bueno stalling.
Unit scores with a shot to the side of Bueno's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Unit.
Bueno misses with a punch to the body.
Bueno tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

And that's the end of the fight!
Doom Unit comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Unit winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Doom Unit!
An out of breath Doom Unit thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Taco Bueno stepped up to the mic, saying 'Pointless matchup, slow learner, sparring partner and Murdock still piss farts about accepting making jet travel a fuck up. Im done with travelling for this record padding bullshit.'.