PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Titus Andronicus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Andronicus comes to the cage accompanied by March of the Roman Army. Abbot has chosen Primative as his entrance music. Titus Andronicus had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Andronicus
vs
Abbot

186 cm
19
245 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

210 cm
30
250 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Big Bear Nutrition 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Titus Andronicus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tony Abbot!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yukihiro Shimada and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abbot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Andronicus throws a poor cross that misses
and Andronicus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Andronicus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Abbot.
Abbot lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Andronicus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Abbot scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd cheers as Abbot lands an impressive looking overhand right. Andronicus doesn't seem phased though.
Abbot lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Abbot misses with a looping right.
Andronicus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Andronicus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Abbot avoids a punch combination nicely.
Andronicus moves forwards but Abbot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Andronicus just misses with a punch to the body.
Abbot scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Andronicus throws a jab but it's blocked by Abbot.
Abbot moves out of range of the strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Andronicus, as that shot connected.

It looks like Tony Abbot has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Andronicus. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Andronicus.
Andronicus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Andronicus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Andronicus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Abbot connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Andronicus scrambles back to his feet.
Abbot walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Andronicus drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Abbot swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Andronicus's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tony Abbot!
A very excited looking Tony Abbot rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.