PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fitzgerald Shitehouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Stallion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buster Stallion is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Shitehouse
vs
Stallion

190 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
24
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fitzgerald Shitehouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Buster Stallion!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stallion gets a clinch.
Stallion looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Stallion lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Shitehouse blocks an elbow strike from Stallion.
Stallion has Shitehouse pushed against the cage.
Shitehouse wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Stallion tries to land knees in the clinch but Shitehouse avoids the damage to the body.
Stallion prevents Shitehouse from breaking the clinch.
Stallion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shitehouse in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stallion prevents Shitehouse from breaking the clinch.
Stallion comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Fitzgerald Shitehouse has been cut.
Stallion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Stallion lands an elbow just above Shitehouse 's eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitehouse is trying to break the clinch but Stallion has him pressed against the cage.
Stallion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shitehouse is defending well for now.
Stallion with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Stallion landing knees to the body.
Shitehouse being controlled against the cage.
Stallion stalling in the clinch.
Stallion with a knee to the head.
Stallion lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Stallion lands an elbow just above Shitehouse 's eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stallion scores a nice knee to the body.
Shitehouse is breathing heavily.
Stallion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Stallion gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shitehouse takes an elbow to the forehead.
Stallion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Fitzgerald Shitehouse's cut is getting worse.
Stallion is stalling here.
Stallion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shitehouse in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Stallion with a knee to the head.
Stallion lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stallion lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Stallion comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Stallion unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shitehouse lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Shitehouse takes an elbow to the temple.
Stallion lands an elbow inside.

Fitzgerald Shitehouse's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Stallion lands a damaging elbow.
Stallion lands an elbow inside that Shitehouse shrugs off.

Stallion jumps guard and drags Shitehouse to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Stallion looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Shitehouse is defending well. Stallion quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Shitehouse has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Stallion celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Buster Stallion!
Fitzgerald Shitehouse spoke after the fight, saying 'Yrt Vert Shite'.