PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Serious Mum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren Kissel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mum comes into the arena with TISM - I might be a cunt blaring out of the sound system. Kissel has chosen Coal Chamber - Loco as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mum
vs
Kissel

175 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

183 cm
18
163 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Serious Mum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darren Kissel!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mum checks a low kick from Kissel.
Kissel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kissel tries to clinch up but Mum circles away and keeps his distance.
Mum lands with a hook. Kissel tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mum lands an overhand right.
Mum loads up on a big right hand but Kissel slips the punch.
Kissel bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kissel slips under a jab from Mum.

Mum moves into the clinch.
Mum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Kissel manages to break the clinch.

Kissel has Mum up against the cage in a clinch.
Kissel missing with knees to the body.
Kissel throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mums head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kissel misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mum lands an uppercut.
Kissel struggles to land a body shot inside as Mum controls his hands.
Kissel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kissel blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mum.
Mum throws a punch but it's blocked by Kissel.
Mum working aggressively here.
A short right from Kissel on the inside.
Mum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mum throws a head punch that misses.
Kissel lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mum backwards.
Kissel tries a body shot but Mum blocks it.
Kissel throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mum.
Kissel blocks a body shot from Mum.
I was talking to Mum's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mum.
Kissel makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kissel blocking some punches.
Mum tries to throw a body punch but Kissel avoids it by throwing Mum back against the cage.
Kissel swings wildly with an uppercut but Mum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kissel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kissel looking to throw knees to the head but Mum is blocking nicely.
Mum has a couple of punches blocked by Kissel.
Kissel has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Mum seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Kissel can turn it around.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mum misses with a punch on the inside.
Mum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kissel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kissel fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kissel throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mums head.
Mum lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kissel is working Mum over against the cage.
Mum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kissel lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kissel lands with a left to the head.
Kissel misses with a punch to the body.
Mum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kissel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mum tries to throw a body punch but Kissel avoids it by throwing Mum back against the cage.
Mum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kissel digs a right hand into Mum's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mum's gas tank.
Kissel scores with a hook to the body.
Mum is breathing heavily.
Mum misses with the head strike.
Kissel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mum backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kissel lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mum struggles to land a body shot inside as Kissel controls his hands.
Kissel scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kissel lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mum can't find room to land a body shot as Kissel controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kissel creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Mum is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Kissel.
Oh Mum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mum seems to have got his legs back now.
Kissel lands a hook that snaps the head of Mum backwards.
Kissel scores with a shot to the side of Mum's head.
Kissel working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kissel lands a shoulder strike.

Kissel escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kissel misses with a wild body shot.
Kissel cracks Mum with a left hook right on the temple and Mum goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Kissel lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Mum is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Darren Kissel!
Our winner, Darren Kissel, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Serious Mum stepped up to the mic, saying 'At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat...'.