PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Loud Mouth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Norris is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Mouth
vs
Norris

150 cm
22
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
23
185 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Loud Mouth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mouth could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Norris connects with a high kick.

It looks like Loud Mouth has been cut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Norris.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick

and Norris holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Mouth is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Norris gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Mouth drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Norris wants to get back to striking at distance but Mouth won't allow it.
Mouth fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loud Mouth. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Norris breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Norris instigates a clinch.

Norris breaks from the clinch.
Loud Mouth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mouth lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Norris blocks a head kick by Mouth.
Norris fails with the takedown.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mouth gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Mouth is breathing heavily.
Norris trying to control the position from guard on top but Mouth is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mouth keeping full guard, as Norris tries to pass.

Norris gets to his feet - Mouth follows without any prompting.
Some wild striking there from Norris.
Mouth misses with a head kick.
A head kick by Mouth misses

and Norris counters by moving into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Norris breaks the clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Norris lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Norris avoids the head kick by Mouth.
Norris avoids the head kick by Mouth.
Norris misses with a jab, cross combination.
Norris throws a head kick that Mouth semi-blocks.
Mouth is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Norris.
Norris blocks a head kick by Mouth.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris lands a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick by Mouth misses
and Norris counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Norris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Danga de danga de dang - Norris scores with a four punch combination!
A nice combination there by Norris.
Norris misses with a two punch combination.
Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Norris throws a nice head kick!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Norris lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mouth has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mouth and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses.
Norris is working the combinations to good effect here.
Norris moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Mouth misses
and Norris counters with a head kick. That will keep Mouth thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Mouth throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Norris swats away the attempt to clinch by Mouth.
Mouth avoids the head kick by Norris.
Mouth avoids the head kick by Norris.
Loud Mouth is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Norris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mouth.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick

and Norris counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Norris.
Mouth tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Norris just stands there and leans against the cage.

Norris breaks the clinch.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Mouth looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Norris throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mouth throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Norris scores with a jab. Mouth acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mouth misses with a head kick.
Norris bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mouth's head.
Mouth has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Norris tries for a takedown but Mouth sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Norris stalks Mouth and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Mouth's face. Mouth staggers backwards, shaken.
A lazy body kick from Mouth

and Norris counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Norris.
Norris trying to control but Mouth is working from the bottom.
Mouth wants to stand but Norris is controlling the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Norris is pushing down on Mouth's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mouth is fighting to maintain full guard but Norris has managed to sneak the leg through.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Loud Mouth's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris counters with a series of strikes. Mouth will be more careful next time no doubt.
Chuck Norris seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Norris blocks a head kick by Mouth.
A head kick misses from Mouth.
No luck for Norris with that takedown attempt.
Mouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Norris clinches.
Norris wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Norris escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mouth throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
and Norris connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Norris does no damage.
Mouth takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Norris lands a head kick. Mouth smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Norris shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Norris controlling the pace for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mouth takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Norris can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mouth is looking to escape.
Mouth is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Norris tries to control but Mouth wriggling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Norris with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Mouth is squirming around, avoiding Norris's attempts to control the action.

Mouth somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris missing with a left hand there. Mouth was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mouth throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses
and Norris counters with a one-two to the body.
Norris misses with an uppercut. Mouth saw that one coming.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick from Mouth lands but Norris takes it in his stride.
Norris shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mouth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris throws a nice looking combination but Mouth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Norris avoids the head kick by Mouth.
A head kick by Mouth misses
and Norris counters with a head kick. That will keep Mouth thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Norris avoids the head kick by Mouth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a nice looking combination but Mouth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Norris is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Mouth wants to clinch but Norris slips to the side
and Norris counters with a nice kick to the body.
Mouth tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Norris paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mouth misses with a head kick.
Norris dips to his left and cracks Mouth with an uppercut!
Left hook, right uppercut from Norris.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No joy there for Norris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Norris drives through and clinches with Mouth against the cage.
Mouth is working for takedown but Norris is calmly controlling the position for now.
Norris scores with a shot to the side of Mouth's head.
Norris gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Mouth.

Norris breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Loud Mouth's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Norris misses with a head kick.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses

and Norris counters by moving into the clinch.
Norris misses with a knee strike.
Mouth has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Norris avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Norris wants to break free but Mouth has control.
Norris has had enough of the clinch but Mouth keeps him there for the moment.
Norris is trying to break the clinch but Mouth has him pressed against the cage.
Norris wants a takedown.
Mouth is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Mouth tries to pull guard but Norris won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loud Mouth. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Norris stops a takedown attempt from Mouth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Norris pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mouth throws a wild body kick that Norris sees coming a mile off.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
and Norris counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
and Norris counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

Norris fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mouth, pushing him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Norris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mouth takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Norris throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Mouth's head.
Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris counters with a head kick. That will keep Mouth thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Mouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mouth throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick and Norris moves out of range easily.
Mouth tries to clinch there but Norris circles away.
Mouth takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A head kick by Mouth misses
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
Loud Mouth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Norris wants to clinch.
Norris blocks a head kick by Mouth.
Norris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mouth throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mouth takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mouth misses with a head kick.
Norris throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Mouth's head.
Mouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Norris tries to bum rush Mouth with a series of wild strikes but Mouth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mouth avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Norris throws a series of punches but Mouth avoids them all with ease.
Norris's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Norris duly obliges.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
and Norris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Mouth moves out of range as Norris throws a body kick.
Mouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris counters with a big head kick but Mouth shrugs it off.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick

and Norris moves into the clinch.

Norris manages to break the clinch.
Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
and Norris counters with a three punch combo that has Mouth backing up. Mouth nods at Norris to acknowledge the strikes.
Mouth tries to clinch but Norris moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris stalks Mouth and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Mouth's face. Mouth staggers backwards, shaken.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Norris has Mouth up against the cage in a clinch.

Norris pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A leg kick checked by Norris.
Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Mouth is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Mouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mouth avoids the head kick by Norris.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses
and Norris makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Norris uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mouth throws a head kick that Norris semi-blocks.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Mouth misses
and Norris counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A decent looking cross lands there for Norris.
Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Norris misses with a series of wild punches.
Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Norris has managed to clinch.
Norris misses with a knee to the head.
Mouth jumps guard but Norris stands there with Mouth around his waist. Mouth gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Norris has had enough of the clinch but Mouth keeps him there for the moment.
Mouth drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Norris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chuck Norris is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Norris throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice straight punches there by Norris. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Norris.
Mouth throws a lazy head kick
and Norris finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Loud Mouth has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Norris scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Norris comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Norris has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Norris!