PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pablo Escobar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lord Seraphim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pablo Escobar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Escobar
vs
Seraphim

185 cm
25
162 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

187 cm
23
164 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Likes comics

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pablo Escobar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lord Seraphim!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Escobar looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Seraphim!

Escobar looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Seraphim gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Seraphim wants to get back to full guard.
Escobar is taking a breather. Seraphim says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Escobar seems to be looking for submissions.
Seraphim is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Escobar prevents Seraphim from improving his position.
Escobar thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Escobar is looking to advance position but Seraphim won't allow it.
Seraphim wants to sweep but Escobar has passed to side control!

Escobar looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Escobar wants to stand but Seraphim has his arm trapped.
Seraphim is trying to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Escobar trying to control the action but Seraphim is working from the bottom.

Escobar tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Escobar trying to control the action but Seraphim is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Seraphim is trying to escape the position but Escobar is controlling the position.
Seraphim is trying to control Escobar's posture but Escobar avoids it.
Seraphim gets back to half guard.
Seraphim tries to get to full guard but Escobar has control of the leg.
Escobar is pressing down on Seraphim's thigh, looking to free his foot. Seraphim is holding on for now.
Seraphim wants to control but Escobar is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Escobar looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Escobar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Seraphim wants to get back to full guard.
Escobar thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Seraphim looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Seraphim is trying to control but can't.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Seraphim wants to improve his position but Escobar is controlling well.
Escobar looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Escobar lands a body shot.
Escobar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Seraphim is fending him off so far but Escobar persists. Nope, Seraphim circles away and we're back to standing.
Escobar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seraphim.
Seraphim throws a nice outside leg kick.
Escobar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seraphim.
Seraphim throws a low kick but Escobar moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Escobar swings for the body but Seraphim moves out of range.
Seraphim scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Escobar doesn't seem bothered though.
Seraphim throws a series of punches but Escobar avoids them all with ease.
Seraphim connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Escobar closes the distance and pushes Seraphim back into the cage.
Seraphim is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Escobar is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seraphim is trying to maintain a safe position but Escobar gets an underhook and turns Seraphim into the cage.

Seraphim breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Seraphim catches Escobar with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Lord Seraphim is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seraphim uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Escobar.
Escobar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Seraphim.
Escobar missing with a left hand there. Seraphim was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Seraphim swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Escobar takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Escobar goes for a double leg but Seraphim avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Seraphim continues to drive forward.
Escobar has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Lord Seraphim will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Escobar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Seraphim.
Lord Seraphim seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Escobar throws a series of punches but Seraphim moves out of range.
Escobar will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Seraphim lands a high kick!

Escobar is rocked!
Escobar misses with a double jab.
Escobar sets himself, and Seraphim steps forward looking for the clinch! Escobar avoids it this time.
Oh Escobar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Escobar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Seraphim! Escobar is out on his feet! Seraphim rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Escobar is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Escobar is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lord Seraphim!