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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Terrance Clam Digger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Judge Machina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clam Digger comes to the cage accompanied by Body Rott. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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162 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terrance Clam Digger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Judge Machina!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clam Digger looks to throw the jab but Machina is out of range.
Clam Digger has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Beast Cartel in the buildup to the fight.
Clam Digger moves out of range of the body kick from Machina.
Clam Digger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Machina sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Clam Digger fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Clam Digger scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Machina steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Clam Digger.
Machina throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clam Digger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clam Digger cracks the inside of Machina's front leg.
Machina changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A leg kick checked by Machina.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clam Digger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clam Digger lands a leg kick that knocks Machina off balance momentarily.
Nice shot by Clam Digger.
Machina lands with an overhand left.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clam Digger misses with a hook. Machina ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clam Digger throws a push kick but Machina slaps the foot to one side.
Clam Digger tries to land a body kick
and Machina counters with a body kick that stops Clam Digger in his tracks momentarily.
Machina lands with a thumping leg kick.
Clam Digger moves out of range of the body kick.
Machina throws a sloppy head kick and Clam Digger moves out of range easily.
Machina fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Clam Digger on the side of the head.
Machina throws a push kick but Clam Digger slaps the foot to one side.
Clam Digger's corner calls for a 1-2. Clam Digger obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Clam Digger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Machina.
The crowd cheers as Machina lands an impressive looking overhand right. Clam Digger doesn't seem phased though.
Machina will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Clam Digger swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Clam Digger throws a hook but Machina avoids it easily.
Clam Digger takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Some bone on bone action there as Clam Digger checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Clam Digger lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Machina at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clam Digger misses with a looping left.
Machina swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Machina looks to land a body kick but Clam Digger moved away.
Clam Digger fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Machina looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Clam Digger throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Machina throws a head kick that half lands.
That kick from Clam Digger tenderised Machina's leg. Machina is trying to keep his angry face on.
Clam Digger throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Clam Digger looks to score with a jab to the body but Machina is just out of range.
Clam Digger misses with a straight left.
Clam Digger throws an overhand right that lands on Machina's shoulder, as Machina tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Machina finds it's way through Clam Digger's defenses.
Machina throws a solid leg kick but Clam Digger takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Machina.
A head kick misses from Machina.
Machina fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machina goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Machina on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice jab there from Machina.
Machina tries a head kick but it misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Clam Digger misses the target.
Clam Digger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Machina manages to avoid it.
Machina shapes to counter with a head kick.
Clam Digger tries to land a front kick but Machina steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Machina is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Machina misses with a low kick.
Machina walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Clam Digger misses with a wild body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Clam Digger.
A head kick misses from Machina.
Clam Digger throws a jab when Machina was well out of range.
Machina thinks about the counter body kick.
Machina pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Clam Digger tried to counter with a leg kick but Machina avoided it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clam Digger scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clam Digger throws a front kick aimed at Machina's knee but Machina avoids it well.
And Machina responds with a good body kick, but Clam Digger manages to step out the way in time.
Clam Digger dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Machina. That did some damage!
Clam Digger misses the shot to the body.
Clam Digger throws a leg kick but Machina sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Machina appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Machina misses with a body punch
and Clam Digger counters with an outside leg kick.
Machina walks into a jab.
Clam Digger misses with a lunging right hand
and Machina counters with a nice low kick that buckles Clam Digger's knee momentarily.
Machina takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Clam Digger misses with a kick to the body.
Machina has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Clam Digger throws the left hand but Machina avoids the punch easily.
Clam Digger misses with an uppercut. Machina saw that one coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Machina takes one to the side of the head.
Clam Digger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clam Digger lands a jab to the nose.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrance Clam Digger dominated that round.
That's time! Clam Digger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Machina moves out of range as Clam Digger throws a body kick.
Machina throws a leg kick that misses.
Clam Digger throwing a counter right hand but Machina manages to avoid it.
Clam Digger throws a lazy body kick
and Machina counters with a low kick, right behind Clam Digger 's knee.
Machina checks a leg kick nicely.
Clam Digger takes a swing at Machina's ribcage but misses.
Machina thinks about the counter body kick.
Clam Digger buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Terrance Clam Digger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clam Digger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machina was well out of range. Poor timing from Clam Digger.
Machina uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clam Digger.
Machina defending well as Clam Digger loads up on a big left hand.
Clam Digger misses with an uppercut. Machina saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clam Digger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Machina.
An inside leg kick from Clam Digger misses.
Machina stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Machina pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Machina might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Clam Digger has got the better of the exchanges.
Machina throws a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machina throws a leg kick which misses Clam Digger's front leg but catches the back leg as Clam Digger tries to avoid it.
Clam Digger misses with a head kick.
Machina takes a swing at Clam Digger's ribcage but misses.
Machina tries a head kick but it misses.
Machina uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clam Digger.
Clam Digger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It looked like Clam Digger wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Clam Digger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Terrance Clam Digger is winning the standup battle so far.
Clam Digger throws out a leg kick but Machina moves out of range and Clam Digger only half commits.
Machina has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Clam Digger connects with a body shot that sends Machina's belly button to the back.
Machina takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Machina lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Clam Digger has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Clam Digger and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Clam Digger throws a low kick but Machina moves out of range easily.
Jab by Clam Digger.
Clam Digger throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machina throws a body kick that misses.
Clam Digger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Clam Digger loads up on a big right hand but Machina slips the punch.
Machina appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Clam Digger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Machina manages to avoid it.
And Machina responds with a good body kick, but Clam Digger manages to step out the way in time.
Machina keeps Clam Digger at a distance using the push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clam Digger throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Machina finds it's way through Clam Digger's defenses.
Machina fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Clam Digger has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Machina lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Clam Digger circles away quickly and effectively.
A little feinted left hand from Clam Digger on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Machina thuds his shin into the meat of Clam Digger's side.
Machina connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Clam Digger momentarily.
Clam Digger throws a hook but Machina avoids it easily.
Machina tries a head kick but it misses.
Machina looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Clam Digger throwing a counter right hand but Machina manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machina checks a low kick from Clam Digger.
Clam Digger blocks a head kick by Machina.
Clam Digger throws a body shot but no joy.
Clam Digger with a hook.
Machina misses with a head kick.
Machina walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Machina moves away from the strike by Clam Digger.
Machina looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Machina throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Machina moves out of range as Clam Digger throws a body kick.
Machina shapes to counter with a head kick.
Machina pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Machina throws a head kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Machina there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Clam Digger fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Clam Digger. Machina shrugs it off though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Machina takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Machina pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Machina misses with a head kick.
Clam Digger paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Machina stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Clam Digger.
Clam Digger takes a swing at Machina's ribcage but misses.
Clam Digger misses with a wild body shot.
Machina thinks about the counter body kick.
Machina does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
It looked like Clam Digger wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Machina scores with a jab to the jaw.
Clam Digger scores with a kick to the midsection.
Clam Digger misses with a hook.
Machina moves out of range of the body kick from Clam Digger.
Machina steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Clam Digger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Terrance Clam Digger will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Machina swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clam Digger takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Machina moves out of range as Clam Digger strikes.
Machina's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Clam Digger connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Machina scrambles back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Machina scores with a leg kick.
Clam Digger takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Machina lands a high kick!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Machina.
Clam Digger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Clam Digger changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Clam Digger misses with a wild body shot.
Machina throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jab from Clam Digger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machina lands a high kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clam Digger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Clam Digger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Clam Digger cracks Machina with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Machina moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nice shot by Clam Digger.
Machina throws a series of punches but Clam Digger avoids them all with ease.
Machina tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clam Digger throws a leg kick which misses Machina's front leg but catches the back leg as Machina tries to avoid it.
Clam Digger misses the shot to the body.
Clam Digger misses the shot to the body.
Clam Digger looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Machina.
Machina throws a head kick that half lands.
Judge Machina has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Terrance Clam Digger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machina takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Machina's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Clam Digger dips to his left and cracks Machina with an uppercut!
Clam Digger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Machina swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Clam Digger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Machina uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Clam Digger.
Clam Digger throws a wild body kick that Machina sees coming a mile off.
Clam Digger throws the kick towards the body but Machina avoids it.
A cross from Clam Digger lands.
Clam Digger misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like Machina was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A head kick misses from Machina.
Clam Digger avoids a kick to the body.
Machina staying out of range there.
Machina tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clam Digger was well out of range. Poor timing from Machina.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clam Digger pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Machina back to the cage. Clam Digger follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Clam Digger lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Clam Digger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Machina moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Machina misses.
Clam Digger throws a hook to the side of Machina's head but Machina sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Clam Digger does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Clam Digger slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Machina has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Clam Digger buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Clam Digger checks a leg kick.
Machina throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clam Digger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Clam Digger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clam Digger throws a body kick that misses
and Machina counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Machina moves out of range of the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machina tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clam Digger was well out of range. Poor timing from Machina.
Clam Digger takes one on the chin but seems OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clam Digger bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Machina's head.
Clam Digger lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Clam Digger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Clam Digger will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A little jabbing left from Machina on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Clam Digger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Machina throws out the jab.
Machina avoids the body shot from Clam Digger.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Machina!
Clam Digger scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Machina pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Machina takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Clam Digger lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Terrance Clam Digger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Clam Digger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terrance Clam Digger!
Terrance Clam Digger decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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