PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Don King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tigellinus Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

King
vs
Satanae

200 cm
36
281 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

184 cm
29
229 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Museum of Monsters & Madmen
Beaver Jooce!

Beaver Jooce!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tigellinus Satanae!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King misses with a looping left.
Satanae misses with a head kick.
King looks to throw the jab but Satanae is out of range.

Satanae moves into the clinch successfully.
King misses with a hook from the clinch.
King scores with an uppercut up the middle.

It looks like Tigellinus Satanae has been cut.
Satanae with a knee to the head.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from King.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Satanae.
King can't break the clinch.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section.
King wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Satanae lands a nice knee to the body.
A head punch on the inside from King fails to land.
Satanae using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
King is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Satanae scores a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Satanae.
King being controlled against the cage.
Satanae receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Satanae scores a nice knee to the body.
Satanae landing knees to the head.

It looks like Don King has been cut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Satanae throws an elbow but misses.
King's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
King misses with the head strike.
King blocking some punches.
Satanae lands a knee to the body.
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
King fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Satanae with a knee to the head.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
King blocks the elbow strike.
Satanae landing knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King being controlled against the cage.
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.
Satanae throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Satanae throws an elbow but misses.

King pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
King avoids the body shot from Satanae.

Satanae pushes King up against the cage in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Satanae.
A frustrated look appears on King's face as he tries to break the clinch.
King has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
King wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Satanae has him pressed against the cage.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
King misses with some punches.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Satanae taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King throws a punch but it's blocked by Satanae.
King wants to break the clinch but can't.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but King blocks it.
Satanae blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
King is trying to break the clinch but Satanae has him pressed against the cage.
King avoids the elbow strike from Satanae, against the cage.
King misses with a short punch on the inside.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Satanae keeps control of King as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but King blocks it.
King takes a knee to the side of the body.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but King has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
King throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Satanaes head.
A short left from King.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae is trying to stall.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but King has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
King is trying to push Satanae away but Satanae has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Satanae tries to stall but King uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
King scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satanae lands a hook that snaps the head of King backwards.
King throws a head punch that misses.
King swings wildly with an uppercut but Satanae uses good head movement to avoid it.
King misses with the head strike.
Satanae using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
King is trying to force a seperation but Satanae has the dominant position.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
King misses with some punches.
Satanae misses with a hook from the clinch.
Satanae landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Satanae has King pushed against the cage.
King fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tigellinus Satanae dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Satanae tries to clinch there but King circles away.
Don King is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Satanae lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

Satanae rushes King and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Satanae is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae lands an elbow inside.
King wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Satanae has him pressed against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
King is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tigellinus Satanae seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Satanae lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Satanae.

Don King's cut is getting worse.
King can't find room to land a body shot as Satanae controls the action.
King misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Satanae. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
Satanae lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
King working aggressively here.
King fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Satanae blocks an uppercut.
King avoids a wild elbow strike from Satanae.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Don King's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
King avoids a wild elbow strike from Satanae.
King tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Satanae is looking to control King's arms but King gets an underhook and turns him. Now Satanae has his back to the cage.
King misses with the head strike.
King tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.
Satanae landing knees to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satanae using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Satanae controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae connects with a nasty looking knee right to King's face.
Satanae scores a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
Satanae scores a nice knee to the body.
King being controlled against the cage.
Satanae misses with an elbow strike.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Satanae in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Satanae has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Satanae blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Satanae.
Satanae content to slow the pace in the clinch.
King is trying to break the clinch but Satanae is controlling him.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.
King misses with a short punch on the inside.
Satanae leaning against his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
King lands with a light punch inside.
King fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Satanae - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Satanae lands a damaging elbow.
Satanae keeps the fight in the clinch, despite King's efforts to push away.
King wants to break the clinch but can't.
Satanae is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Satanae can't find room to land a body shot as King controls the action.
King wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Satanae stalls.
King takes a knee right on the jaw!

Jeez, Don King's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Satanae lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
Satanae is pushing King up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Knees to the body from Satanae.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanae is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section. King lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Satanae throws an elbow but misses.
King misses with a punch on the inside.
Satanae lands a knee to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Don King's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tigellinus Satanae!
A relieved looking Tigellinus Satanae thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.