PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Derrick Jefferson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buns Burglar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burglar comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Here Comes the Money kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jefferson
vs
Burglar

179 cm
20
193 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

170 cm
24
194 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Derrick Jefferson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Buns Burglar!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, William Peck and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Burglar throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jefferson was covering up waiting for the punch and Burglar finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Burglar sitting in guard here, content to control.
Let's hope that Burglar has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Burglar with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Burglar cracks Jefferson with a solid left hand.
Burglar landing some decent shots from guard.
Jefferson keeping moving, preventing Burglar from controlling successfully.
Burglar should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burglar content to stall in guard here.
Burglar trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burglar makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Burglar passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Burglar has an Americana. Jefferson didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Burglar is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Burglar hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Buns Burglar!