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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ben King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugh Jasshole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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164 lbs
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163 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ben King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hugh Jasshole!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King connects with a body shot that sends Jasshole's belly button to the back.
Jasshole displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from King.
King tries to clinch but Jasshole moves out of range.
Jasshole throws a head kick that misses.
Jasshole fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with King, pushing him back against the cage.
Jasshole is working King over against the cage.
Jasshole misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jasshole scores with a nice short uppercut.
King is looking to break free of the clinch but Jasshole has double underhooks.
Jasshole landing knees to the body.
King letting Jasshole take a breather here.
Jasshole is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left hand lands to the body for Jasshole.
Jasshole manages to break the clinch.
King dives in for a single leg takedown but Jasshole sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
King with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jasshole counters with a head kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben King. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jasshole misses with the body kick
enabling King to counter with a crisp jab.
King fails with a takedown attempt.
King looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice sprawl there from Jasshole as King shoots in.
King shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jasshole but Jasshole pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Despite the aggression on Jasshole's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jasshole looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
King fails to land the takedown.
Jasshole moves into range and clinches up with King.
Jasshole pushes King back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jasshole lands with a light punch inside.
Jasshole lands an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Jasshole.
Jasshole scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jasshole prevents the takedown attempt.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jasshole.
A knee to the head by Jasshole.
Jasshole softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Jasshole scores with a nice short uppercut.
Come on Jasshole - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Jasshole scores with a shot to the side of King's head.
Jasshole lands an elbow that stopped King in his tracks for a moment.
Jasshole pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
King blocks a head kick by Jasshole.
Jasshole throws a head kick that misses.
Jasshole lands with a slapping head kick.
King fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - King looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hugh Jasshole is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
King has a takedown stuffed.
Jasshole counters with a body kick.
King shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than King was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
King goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Jasshole has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for King but great work by Jasshole.
Jasshole is staying tight to King's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Jasshole throws an elbow but King slips to the side and avoids it well.
Jasshole really doesn't want to stay on the ground with King. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
King is trying to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jasshole working away.
Jasshole is looking to take a break and control but King is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jasshole tries to stand but King is controlling his head.
King is not content to let Jasshole control the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
King gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugh Jasshole dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
King closes the distance and clinches up with Jasshole, looking for a takedown. King pushes Jasshole against the cage but Jasshole circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
King changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jasshole tries to avoid it but King manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jasshole to the ground. Jasshole escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
King closes the distance and clinches up with Jasshole, looking for a takedown. King pushes Jasshole against the cage but Jasshole circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jasshole lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben King. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jasshole connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jasshole drives through and clinches with King against the cage.
Jasshole pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
King shoots for a double leg takedown but Jasshole sprawls well. He's pushed King's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
King fails with the takedown.
Jasshole tries a head kick but it misses.
Jasshole throws a nice head kick!
Jasshole moves into the clinch successfully.
Hugh Jasshole seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jasshole misses with a punch to the body.
Jasshole breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
King shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than King was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jasshole is pushing King's head away, looking to escape. King manages to hold on to the position though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
King staying calm.
You can see the frustration on Jasshole's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Jasshole tries to buck King off but King is having none of it.
King is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jasshole has escaped the position, nice work there.
Jasshole is trying to escape the position but King is controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
King is looking to take a break and control but Jasshole is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jasshole is trying to get back to half guard.
King just content to control the position.
Jasshole struggling a bit here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Jasshole has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jasshole moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
King fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jasshole avoids it really well and circles away.
King tries for a takedown but Jasshole sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jasshole lands a nice looking kick to the body. King takes a step back to recover.
Jasshole misses with an attempted mid kick.
King throws a big counter combination but Jasshole scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jasshole throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
King shoots in but Jasshole avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jasshole throws a head kick but King moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
King is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jasshole thows a body kick. King tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ben King seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
King tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jasshole swivels and escapes.
King gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jasshole counters with a good low kick that King was not able to check.
King darts in looking for a takedown but Jasshole gets double underhooks and turns King into the cage.
King shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Jasshole to counter with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
King shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jasshole defends it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jasshole lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugh Jasshole showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Jasshole throws a right hand that King ducks under and follows up with a left that King also avoids with ease.
Jasshole clinches with his opponent.
Jasshole doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jasshole breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hugh Jasshole seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jasshole throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jasshole defends well against a solid takedown attempt from King.
King fails with a takedown attempt.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jasshole using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jasshole has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. King seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Jasshole can turn it around.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jasshole lands a hook that snaps the head of King backwards.
Jasshole breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jasshole stuffs the takedown attempt from King. King gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben King. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jasshole is looking to clinch.
King fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jasshole swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
King gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jasshole cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jasshole throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ben King is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
King tries to clinch but Jasshole is having none of it.
Jasshole moves into range and clinches up with King.
Jasshole doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jasshole struggles to land a body shot inside as King controls his hands.
King wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jasshole working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jasshole is pushing King up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
King takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jasshole is working King over against the cage.
Jasshole stalling in the clinch.
Jasshole escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
King drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jasshole is trying to keep King in close.
King stops Jasshole from standing up.
Hugh Jasshole is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jasshole is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
King stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jasshole swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jasshole wants to stand but King is controlling the position.
Jasshole keeping moving, preventing King from controlling successfully.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Jasshole wants to stand but King is controlling the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jasshole lands a high kick!
King misses with a takedown attempt
and Jasshole connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
King shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jasshole as he avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jasshole displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from King.
Jasshole throws a head kick that half lands.
Nice uppercut lands for Jasshole. That snapped King's head back.
Jasshole throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jasshole tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but King paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jasshole tries to clinch up.
King fails with an attempt to clinch.
King dives in and grabs Jasshole's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jasshole pushes down on King's head and hops out.
Jasshole moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
King shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jasshole pinned against the cage. Jasshole gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hugh Jasshole comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jasshole winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hugh Jasshole!
During a confident post fight interview, Hugh Jasshole thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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