PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stan TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jax Teller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheMan's entrance music is Get Up Again. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

TheMan
vs
Teller

181 cm
37
202 lbs
37 - 25 - 1

183 cm
33
190 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 25 - 1, fighting out of London, Stan TheMan!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jax Teller!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Teller looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
TheMan is trying hard to land a takedown here. Teller sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

TheMan shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. TheMan showed some decent athleticism there.

TheMan decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
TheMan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Teller moves away.
Teller throws a quick inside leg kick.
Stan TheMan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Teller is looking to slow TheMan down with leg kicks.
A left lands for TheMan.
Teller misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
TheMan with a jab.
TheMan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Teller takes a step back to recover.
Teller takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Teller missing with a left hand there. TheMan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Teller throws a looping overhand right but TheMan ducks down to avoid it.
TheMan seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

TheMan forces Teller back against the cage and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Teller.

It looks like Stan TheMan has been cut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
TheMan scores with a shoulder strike.
TheMan throws a punch but it's blocked by Teller.

TheMan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Teller tries to land a front kick but TheMan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
TheMan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Teller moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teller throws a head kick but TheMan moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by TheMan.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
TheMan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
TheMan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jab from TheMan.

Teller is rocked!
TheMan misses with a straight right.
Teller is still on wobbly legs! Can TheMan finish him?
TheMan cracks the inside of Teller's front leg.
Teller looks to throw the jab but TheMan is out of range.
Teller avoids the head kick by TheMan.
Teller seems to have recovered his senses.
Teller is looking to clinch but TheMan is avoiding it.
TheMan half committed to a counter leg kick.
TheMan lands the left hand.
Teller is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

TheMan pushes Teller up against the cage in a clinch.
Teller lands a right hand.
TheMan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Teller lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Teller fails to land.
Teller tries a knee to the head but TheMan blocks it.
TheMan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
TheMan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Teller misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from TheMan on the inside.
Teller lands with a short shot to the head.
TheMan takes an elbow to the forehead.
TheMan dodges an elbow strike from Teller.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Teller misses with a punch on the inside.
Teller scores with a nice hook to the head.
TheMan prevents a body shot from Teller.
Teller lands an elbow inside.

Stan TheMan's cut is getting worse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teller blocking some punches.
TheMan lands with a right to the head.
TheMan lands with a left to the head.
TheMan throws a head punch that misses.
Teller gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
TheMan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Teller breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
TheMan slips a jab from Teller.
TheMan fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
TheMan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Teller.
TheMan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
TheMan motions for Teller to come forward. TheMan throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Teller looks like he wants to counter punch here.
TheMan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Teller. Teller obviously looking to wear him down.

TheMan shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Teller napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

TheMan decides to stand up, so the ref orders Teller to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stan TheMan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stan TheMan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Teller.
TheMan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Teller throws a push kick but TheMan slaps the foot to one side.
TheMan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Teller avoids the body shot from TheMan.
TheMan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
TheMan lunges at Teller with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Teller's hand.
Teller takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Teller throws a looping overhand right but TheMan ducks down to avoid it.
TheMan lands with an uppercut that bounces Teller off the cage and back into range.
TheMan attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Teller is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teller ducks right into an uppercut from TheMan.
TheMan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
TheMan slips under a jab.

TheMan closes the distance and clinches.
TheMan looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short right from TheMan on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on TheMan's face as he tries to break the clinch.
TheMan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tellers head.
TheMan lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Teller to his knees! TheMan keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stan TheMan!
Stan TheMan retains his middleweight title!
Our winner, Stan TheMan, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.