PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borden Chantry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes into the arena with my dick blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pitakaka
vs
Chantry

189 cm
28
217 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

188 cm
27
212 lbs
13 - 5 - 3

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Borden Chantry!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka moves out of range of the strikes.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chantry misses with a right hand
and Pitakaka makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Chantry stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Miletich Xtreme Fighting Systems in the buildup to the fight.
Pitakaka lands a nice looking kick to the body. Chantry takes a step back to recover.
Pitakaka ducks under a wild hook from Chantry.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chantry tries to counter with a clinch but Pitakaka shakes him off and moves away.
Chantry pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Chantry.

Chantry gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Chantry lands a nice shot to the body.
Pitakaka wants to break free but Chantry has control.
Pitakaka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chantry has him pressed against the cage.

Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pitakaka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pitakaka is looking to counter with a body kick.

Chantry darts in and clinches Pitakaka up against the cage.
Chantry will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pitakaka up against the cage.
Pitakaka tries to circle away but Chantry has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch.
Pitakaka takes a shot to the head.
Chantry taking a breather.
Pitakaka wants to break free but Chantry has control.

Pitakaka manages to break the clinch.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Pitakaka slips under a jab from Chantry.
Chantry throws a leg kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Chantry blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Chantry blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Chantry scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pitakaka pushes Chantry away with a front kick.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
Chantry lands with a good body shot.
Chantry connects with a body shot.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Chantry throws a jab when Pitakaka was well out of range.
Chantry fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pitakaka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Pitakaka misses with a lunging right hand

and Chantry counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The referee calls for Chantry to work.
Chantry throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pitakakas head.
Chantry scores with a shot to the side of Pitakaka's head.
Pitakaka wants to break the clinch but can't.
A nice left hand lands by Chantry.
Chantry wants to get back to striking at distance but Pitakaka won't allow it.
Pitakaka is trying to push Chantry away but Chantry has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chantry lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pitakaka tries to break the clinch but Chantry is controlling the position.
Chantry keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pitakaka's efforts to push away.
Chantry struggles to land a body shot inside as Pitakaka controls his hands.
The referee is keeping an eye on Chantry - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch.
Pitakaka blocks an uppercut.
Chantry is stalling here.
Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but Chantry is controlling him.

Pitakaka breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chantry fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pitakaka connects with a leg kick. Chantry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pitakaka backing away here, and Chantry unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chantry tries to counter with a clinch but Pitakaka shakes him off and moves away.
Chantry scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Chantry blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Chantry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pitakaka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chantry jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Chantry forces Pitakaka back against the cage and clinches.
Chantry is trying to maintain a safe position but Pitakaka gets an underhook and turns Chantry into the cage.
Pitakaka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chantry keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pitakaka's efforts to push away.
Pitakaka wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chantry is leaning against Pitakaka and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Chantry pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pitakaka fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chantry.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Chantry throws a sloppy head kick and Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
And Pitakaka counters with a quick kick to the body but Chantry blocks it.
Pitakaka with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chantry's corner calls for a 1-2. Chantry obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Pitakaka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chantry can pounce on him.
Pitakaka throws a nice inside leg kick.
Chantry doesn't manage to clinch there - Pitakaka circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borden Chantry dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chantry takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Chantry has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chantry.
Pitakaka misses with a low kick.
Chantry looks to land a right hand but Pitakaka moved out of range.
Chantry uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pitakaka has time to react.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but Chantry avoids it.
Elijah Pitakaka is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Oooooh!!! Chantry has knocked Pitakaka down with a huge combo! Chantry steps away and waves a wobbly Pitakaka back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Pitakaka is rocked!

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Oh Pitakaka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chantry.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick that knocks Chantry off balance momentarily.
Pitakaka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chantry.
Pitakaka seems to have got his legs back now.
Chantry's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chantry shapes to counter with a head kick.
Chantry blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chantry fails to land with a series of punches.
Chantry with a jab.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Chantry saw that one coming.
Chantry is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Pitakaka with a body shot.
Chantry avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Chantry tries to counter with a clinch but Pitakaka shakes him off and moves away.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Chantry wants to counter the offense by Pitakaka and move into the clinch position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chantry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chantry ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pitakaka chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pitakaka throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chantry throws a nice looking combination but Pitakaka bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pitakaka fires out a quick counter leg kick but Chantry just manages to avoid it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chantry looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pitakaka throws a lazy head kick
letting Chantry counter with a right hand.
Chantry misses the jab.
Chantry has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pitakaka.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Chantry gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Chantry can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pitakaka.

Chantry breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Chantry closes the distance and clinches.
Chantry lands a hook that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards.
Chantry lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chantry scores with a shoulder strike.

Pitakaka manages to break the clinch.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Chantry is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Chantry throws a sloppy head kick and Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Chantry sees coming a mile off.
Pitakaka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chantry.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chantry jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pitakaka throws a quick counter head kick but Chantry was just out of range.
Chantry is looking to clinch but Pitakaka is avoiding it.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick
and Chantry counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chantry does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Chantry has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chantry throws a jab but it's blocked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Chantry throws a body punch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Chantry lunges at Pitakaka with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pitakaka's hand.

Chantry clinches.
Chantry will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pitakaka up against the cage.
Pitakaka is looking to break free of the clinch but Chantry has double underhooks.

Pitakaka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chantry tries to clinch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Chantry tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pitakaka paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Chantry checks the leg kick.

Chantry moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chantry creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chantry holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pitakaka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Chantry throws a head punch that misses.
Pitakaka is trying to break free.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chantry throws a head punch that misses.
Chantry lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chantry keeps control of Pitakaka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borden Chantry showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Elijah Pitakaka's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Chantry throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pitakaka thumps Chantry with a low kick.
Chantry tries to clinch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chantry throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chantry chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pitakaka can pounce on him.
Chantry thows a left - swing and a miss!
Good standup being displayed there by Chantry as he connects with a hook.
Chantry tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice uppercut lands for Chantry. That snapped Pitakaka's head back.
Chantry jabs Pitakaka to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Chantry crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Pitakaka - the referee stops the clock and Chantry gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Pitakaka. Chantry manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick
and Chantry counters with a left to the body.
Pitakaka on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pitakaka with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Good work by Pitakaka as he checks the leg kick.
Chantry chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pitakaka can pounce on him.
Pitakaka lands a front kick.
Pitakaka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pitakaka ducks under a wild hook from Chantry.

Chantry cracks Pitakaka with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Chantry has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Pitakaka to stand back up!
Chantry on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Chantry has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Pitakaka.
Chantry looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Chantry is looking to clinch but Pitakaka is avoiding it.
Chantry throws a leg kick but Pitakaka moved away.
Pitakaka looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chantry looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chantry wants to clinch up but Pitakaka keeps it at a distance.
Pitakaka moves out of range as Chantry strikes.
A head kick misses from Chantry.
Pitakaka throws a quick counter head kick but Chantry was just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chantry.
Pitakaka connects with a high kick.
Pitakaka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Chantry.
Pitakaka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

Chantry moves into the clinch successfully.
Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but Chantry is controlling him.
Chantry has Pitakaka pressed against the cage, preventing Pitakaka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Chantry is trying to maintain a safe position but Pitakaka gets an underhook and turns Chantry into the cage.

Pitakaka manages to break the clinch.
Pitakaka ducks under a wild hook from Chantry.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chantry throws a right hand that Pitakaka ducks under and follows up with a left that Pitakaka also avoids with ease.
Chantry fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chantry was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pitakaka attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Pitakaka. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pitakaka.
Pitakaka feints and then cracks Chantry's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chantry down.
Chantry throws out a leg kick but Pitakaka moves out of range and Chantry only half commits.
Chantry is looking to slow Pitakaka down with leg kicks.
Chantry throws a series of punches but Pitakaka avoids them all with ease.
Pitakaka walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chantry checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Chantry moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Chantry is looking to clinch.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Chantry looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Chantry moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka is looking to slow Chantry down with leg kicks.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Chantry takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chantry tries to clinch but Pitakaka is having none of it.
Chantry feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pitakaka's calf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chantry moves in looking to clinch but Pitakaka pushes him off.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chantry checks a leg kick.
Chantry throws out a loose jab but Pitakaka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pitakaka is looking to land body kicks.
Pitakaka moves out of range of the strikes.
Chantry checks a low kick from Pitakaka.
Chantry tries to clinch up.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Pitakaka shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chantry connects with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Chantry moves out of range easily.
Chantry scores with the left hand. Pitakaka knows he should have avoided that one.
A clash of legs there as Chantry blocks the low kick.
Chantry swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Elijah Pitakaka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chantry fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Borden Chantry.
I've got Chantry winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Borden Chantry!
A victorious Borden Chantry thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.