PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tarmo Goyf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lip Ton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goyf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Disturbed - Asylum. Lip Ton will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Goyf
vs
Ton

187 cm
24
212 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Brawler
Determined

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tarmo Goyf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lip Ton!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goyf leaves Ton with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Goyf misses with a head kick.
And Ton tries to counter it with a takedown but Goyf pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Ton looks for a takedown but Goyf sprawls well.
Ton shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Goyf as he jumps to the side.
Tarmo Goyf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lip Ton.
Goyf throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ton's head.

It looks like Lip Ton has been cut.
Goyf pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ton changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Ton blocks a head kick by Goyf.

Goyf lands a big head kick that sends Ton tumbling to the mat! Goyf takes a step backwards and waves Ton back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Ton is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Look low, kick high! Goyf uses the oldest trick in the book to send Ton tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Goyf is absolutely delighted - when Ton wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tarmo Goyf!
Tarmo Goyf spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.