PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Yuber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wolfgang Van Beethoven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van Beethoven has chosen Beethoven-Symphony 7 as his entrance music. Wolfgang Van Beethoven has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Yuber
vs
Van Beethoven

194 cm
30
265 lbs
19 - 12 - 1

213 cm
35
277 lbs
32 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Underworld Clothing /w 90% Laundry
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GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Yuber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yuber misses with a body kick.
Yuber misses with a right hand
and Van Beethoven counters with a lovely straight right hand!
An inside leg kick lands from Van Beethoven .
Yuber fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Van Beethoven is out of range.
Yuber shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Van Beethoven connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yuber connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Yuber misses with a body shot
and Van Beethoven counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Yuber tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Yuber throws a hook but Van Beethoven blocks it.
Van Beethoven staying out of range there.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Van Beethoven ! But no joy.
Yuber tries to close the distance and clinch but Van Beethoven swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Yuber throws a leg kick that is checked
and Van Beethoven cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yuber is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A jab from Yuber does it's job there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yuber looks to throw the jab but Van Beethoven is out of range.
Van Beethoven uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yuber.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yuber misses with a takedown attempt
and Van Beethoven connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Van Beethoven dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Yuber. That did some damage!
A lazy left from Van Beethoven finds it's target.
Van Beethoven is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Some wild striking there from Yuber.
Yuber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yuber will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Yuber throws an off balance right hand
and Van Beethoven connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yuber lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yuber fails with the takedown
and Van Beethoven counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ivan Yuber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Van Beethoven uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yuber.
Van Beethoven throws out a counter right but Yuber avoids it with no problem.
Yuber misses with a hook
and Van Beethoven counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Yuber thinking.
Sloppy strikes from Yuber. Those never looked like landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yuber fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Yuber is breathing heavily.
Van Beethoven throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Van Beethoven darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yuber throws a hook but Van Beethoven blocks it.
Yuber shoots and misses
and Van Beethoven connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Van Beethoven has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yuber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yuber is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Van Beethoven 's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Yuber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Van Beethoven can pounce on him.
Yuber misses with the body kick
and Van Beethoven counters with a stiff right hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Van Beethoven .
Nice body punch from Van Beethoven .
Yuber tries to clinch but Van Beethoven is having none of it.
Yuber takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Van Beethoven slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Yuber is rocked!
Yuber tries to clinch up but Van Beethoven circles away and keeps his distance.
Oh Yuber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yuber tries to close the distance and clinch up but Van Beethoven swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Van Beethoven ! But no joy.
Yuber seems to have got his legs back now.
Yuber throws a wild body kick that Van Beethoven sees coming a mile off.
Whack! Van Beethoven lands a heavy head kick that drops Yuber. The ref tackles Van Beethoven to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Yuber was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
Wolfgang Van Beethoven is the new heavyweight champion!
Wolfgang Van Beethoven really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that GREEN!160 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.