PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Brad Thicke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rory Kincade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thicke comes to the ring accompanied by David Guetta and Snoop Dogg - Sweat . The crowd seem to be enjoying Kincade's choice of entrance music: Good Rats. Brad Thicke is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Thicke
vs
Kincade

184 cm
32
145 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

162 cm
35
144 lbs
25 - 17 - 0

Solid boxing
KO power

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brad Thicke!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rory Kincade!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kincade rushes Thicke and presses him up against the ropes.

Kincade breaks from the clinch.
Kincade connects with a body shot.

Kincade drives through and clinches with Thicke against the ropes.

Kincade pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kincade misses with a lunging right hand
and Thicke counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kincade thinking.
Kincade misses the body punch
and Kincade takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rory Kincade seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thicke scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Kincade pushes Thicke up against the ropes in a clinch.
Kincade leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Thicke's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thicke prevents a body shot from Kincade.
Kincade tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thicke misses with a punch on the inside.
Kincade is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Thicke is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kincade stalling the fight.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
Kincade lands a right hand.
Kincade is working Thicke over against the ropes.
Thicke tries a body shot but Kincade blocks it.

Kincade breaks the clinch.

Kincade takes the fight into the clinch.

Kincade's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A telegraphed right hand from Kincade misses the target.

Kincade clinches up with Thicke and pushes him back against the ropes.
Thicke is looking to control Kincade's arms but Kincade gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thicke has his back to the ropes.

Kincade pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Kincade gets a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kincade will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Thicke up against the ropes.
Kincade blocks an uppercut.
Thicke misses with a hook from the clinch.

Thicke breaks from the clinch.

Kincade rushes Thicke and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Thicke tries a body shot but Kincade blocks it.
Kincade is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Kincade makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kincade displaying some good clinch control by pressing Thicke up against the ropes.
Thicke doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kincade stalling in the clinch.
Kincade blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Kincade's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thicke scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kincade dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Kincade gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short uppercut from Kincade.
Thicke being controlled against the ropes.
Kincade lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Kincade.
Kincade lands a shoulder strike.
Kincade holding his opponent close, against the ropes.
Kincade blocking some punches.
Thicke misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kincade breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kincade fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thicke, pushing him back against the ropes.
Thicke is trying to maintain a safe position but Kincade gets an underhook and turns Thicke into the ropes.
Kincade leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Kincade stalling in the clinch.
Kincade receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Kincade effectively controlling the action here.
Thicke fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thicke really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kincade.
Thicke misses with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Kincade.
A right hook to the body lands for Kincade.
Thicke letting Kincade take a breather here.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

Kincade breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A combination from Thicke does no damage.
Kincade misses the shot to the body.
Thicke throws a right and a left that both miss.

Kincade has taken the fight to the clinch.
Kincade stalls.

Kincade manages to break the clinch.
Kincade throws a jab when Thicke was well out of range.
Thicke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thicke lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kincade circles away quickly and effectively.
Thicke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kincade was well out of range. Poor timing from Thicke.
Left hook, right uppercut from Thicke.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Kincade dodges the punch combination from Thicke.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Kincade gets a clinch.
Thicke misses with a hook to the ribs.

Thicke's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kincade swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kincade fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thicke seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Thicke cracks Kincade with an open hand slap.

Thicke has Kincade up against the ropes in a clinch.

Thicke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A shot to the liver by Kincade. Beautiful body shot.
Kincade swings for the body but Thicke moves out of range.

Kincade moves into the clinch successfully.

Thicke breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Kincade clinches with his opponent.

Thicke breaks the clinch.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.

Kincade has closed the distance and engaged Thicke in a clinch.
Thicke misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kincade avoiding damage.
Kincade stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

Kincade manages to break the clinch.
Thicke misses with a series of wild punches.

Kincade fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thicke, pushing him back against the ropes.
Kincade blocking some punches.

Kincade breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kincade fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thicke manages to avoid it.
Thicke comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thicke misses with a wild combination.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.

Kincade moves into the clinch.
Kincade is working Thicke over against the ropes.
Thicke can't find room to land a body shot as Kincade controls the action.
Kincade's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kincade is working Thicke over against the ropes.
Kincade stalling.
Thicke looking to slow down the pace here.

Kincade's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Kincade breaks the clinch.
Kincade misses with a series of wild punches.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Thicke cracks a nice hook into Kincade's ribs.
Kincade lands a lovely overhand right.

Kincade has managed to clinch.
Thicke looking to stall.
Kincade stalling against the ropes.
Kincade has Thicke pressed against the ropes.
Kincade is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Thicke is keeping busy.
Kincade lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kincade - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Kincade lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rory Kincade dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Kincade gets a clinch.
Kincade leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Kincade's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kincade continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Rory Kincade.
Kincade tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thicke was well out of range. Poor timing from Kincade.
Thicke misses with a body shot.
Thicke takes a jab right on the kisser.

Kincade gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kincade lands a body punch in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Kincade.
Kincade lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kincade breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thicke is looking to wear down Kincade with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Kincade closes the distance and clinches.

Kincade manages to break the clinch.

Kincade instigates a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kincade lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thicke looking to stall.

Kincade escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Kincade clinches.
Kincade lands with a short shot to the head.
Thicke stalling in the clinch but Kincade improves position.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
Thicke taking a breather.
Kincade taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kincade takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Kincade leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Kincade is struggling to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Rory Kincade.
Thicke lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kincade at a distance.
Kincade throws a body shot but no joy.
A punch lands to the side of Thicke 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Thicke walks into a jab.
Kincade looks to land a right hand but Thicke moved out of range.
Kincade doesn't manage to clinch there - Thicke circles away.
Thicke thuds his right hand into Kincade's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kincade. Thicke does a little dance to reset his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Kincade throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thicke was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Thicke lunges at Kincade with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kincade's hand.
Kincade has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
No joy there for Thicke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kincade throws a lazy right hand but Thicke sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kincade throws a hook but Thicke avoids it easily.
Thicke seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kincade misses with a straight left.
Kincade smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kincade jabs at Thicke's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kincade instigates a clinch.
Thicke can't find room to land a body shot as Kincade controls the action.
A short body shot lands from Kincade as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Kincade taking a breather.
Kincade lands a body shot.
Kincade misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Kincade pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brad Thicke is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kincade tries to clinch there but Thicke circles away.
Some wild striking there from Thicke.
Kincade throws a hook to the side of Thicke's head but Thicke sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice uppercut there from Kincade.
Kincade is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Thicke.
Decent striking displayed by Thicke there.
Thicke looks to land a combination. Kincade sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thicke closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sloppy strikes from Thicke. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Thicke does no damage.
Thicke cracks a nice hook into Kincade's ribs.

Thicke gets tackled into the ropes by Kincade. Kincade maintains the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Kincade.
Thicke is looking to control Kincade's arms but Kincade gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thicke has his back to the ropes.
Kincade stalling in the clinch.

Thicke escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Kincade rushes Thicke and presses him up against the ropes.
A bit of stalling here from Kincade.
Kincade has Thicke pushed against the ropes.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Kincade breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kincade swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thicke counters with a three punch combo that has Kincade backing up. Kincade nods at Thicke to acknowledge the strikes.

Kincade moves into range and clinches up with Thicke.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kincade.
Thicke being controlled against the ropes.
Thicke is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Thicke letting Kincade take a breather here.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kincade takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Thicke letting Kincade take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Rory Kincade.
Thicke ducks under a wild hook from Kincade.
Thicke scores with a jab. Kincade acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Kincade is rocked!
Thicke dances in with a quick combination. Kincade is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Thicke snaps Kincade's head back. Kincade stumbles backwards against the ropes. Thicke steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Kincade's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Kincade just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Brad Thicke!
Brad Thicke is the new lightweight champion!
A less than humble Brad Thicke misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.