PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Klobbering Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Comcast Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Klobbering Time
vs
Guy

225 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

189 cm
27
270 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kevin Klobbering Time!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comcast Guy!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klobbering Time pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klobbering Time throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Guy.
Guy tries to clinch up.
Guy throws a jab when Klobbering Time was well out of range.
Klobbering Time definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Klobbering Time ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Guy lands with a nice body punch.
Guy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klobbering Time.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Klobbering Time crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Guy - the referee stops the clock and Klobbering Time gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Guy. Klobbering Time manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Klobbering Time rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Guy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
It seemed like Guy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut.
Klobbering Time throws a body shot but no joy.
Guy swings for the body but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Klobbering Time was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Klobbering Time misses with a lunging right hand
and Guy counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Kevin Klobbering Time has been cut.
Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It seemed like Guy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Klobbering Time lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Klobbering Time keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Klobbering Time avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Klobbering Time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klobbering Time drops his hands momentarily and Guy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Guy throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Guy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A countering left hand to the body from Guy misses.
Guy moves out of range of the strikes.
Guy connects with a right hand. Klobbering Time shakes it off.
Klobbering Time ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.

Guy lands a big right hand that sends Klobbering Time crashing to the mat! Guy stays standing though and waves Klobbering Time back to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy ducks under a wild hook from Klobbering Time.
Guy misses with a few strikes there.
Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Guy scores with a sloppy right hand. Klobbering Time should have avoided that one.
Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Klobbering Time throws out the jab.
Klobbering Time throws a shot from downtown. Guy moves away and avoids it.
Guy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Klobbering Time's shoulder, as Klobbering Time tries to avoid the shot.
Klobbering Time misses with an uppercut.
Kevin Klobbering Time seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klobbering Time throws an overhand right that lands on Guy's shoulder, as Guy tries to avoid the shot.
Klobbering Time throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Guy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Guy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Klobbering Time at a distance.
Klobbering Time is breathing heavily.
Guy throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
Guy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klobbering Time takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klobbering Time throws a body shot but no joy.
Klobbering Time throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Klobbering Time pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klobbering Time has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Sloppy strikes from Klobbering Time. Those never looked like landing.
Klobbering Time slips under a jab from Guy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Guy darts in and clinches Klobbering Time up against the cage.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Klobbering Time has had enough of the clinch but Guy keeps him there for the moment.
A bit of stalling here from Guy.
Klobbering Time looking to slow down the pace here.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Klobbering Time uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Guy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Guy lands a nice elbow.
Guy scores with a shot to the side of Klobbering Time's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Klobbering Time.
Guy lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Guy controlling the action here for a moment.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Klobbering Time controls the action.
Klobbering Time slows down the pace here.
Klobbering Time stalling in the clinch but Guy improves position.
Guy tries to work over Klobbering Time's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy tries a body shot but Klobbering Time blocks it.
Guy prevents a body shot from Klobbering Time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Comcast Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kevin Klobbering Time's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fighters circling - Klobbering Time throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Klobbering Time misses with a looping right.
Klobbering Time throws a jab when Guy was well out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Guy.
Guy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Klobbering Time rather than just go for the knockout.
Guy throws a body punch but Klobbering Time moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Klobbering Time on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klobbering Time.
Guy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Klobbering Time.
Klobbering Time uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guy.
Klobbering Time throws a big counter combination but Guy scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Klobbering Time misses with a straight right.
Guy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Decent striking displayed by Klobbering Time there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy throws a hook but Klobbering Time avoids it easily.
That kick from Guy tenderised Klobbering Time's leg. Klobbering Time is trying to keep his angry face on.
Guy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Klobbering Time throws a jab when Guy was well out of range.
Guy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Guy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Klobbering Time does no damage.
Guy looks to land a left hand but Klobbering Time moved out of range nicely.
Klobbering Time misses with a hook.

Guy drops Klobbering Time with a beautiful combination! Klobbering Time stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Guy is looking for the KO!
Guy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Guy slips under a jab.
Guy lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Klobbering Time thows a left - swing and a miss!
Guy slips a straight right by Klobbering Time.
Kevin Klobbering Time is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klobbering Time looks to land a right hand but Guy moved out of range.
Jab from Klobbering Time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy thumps Klobbering Time with a low kick.

Guy rushes Klobbering Time and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Guy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Klobbering Time looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Guy.

Kevin Klobbering Time's cut is getting worse.
Klobbering Time leaning his opponent against the cage.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Klobbering Time controls his hands.
Klobbering Time takes an elbow to the temple.
A short body shot lands from Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Guy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Guy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Klobbering Time seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Guy can turn it around.
Guy scores with a shot to the side of Klobbering Time's head.

Klobbering Time is rocked!
Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Klobbering Time is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Klobbering Time or not.
Guy cracks Klobbering Time with a nice body shot.
Guy dips a shoulder and cracks Klobbering Time with a mighty uppercut! Klobbering Time falls back against the cage and Guy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Klobbering Time is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Guy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comcast Guy!
An out of breath Comcast Guy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.