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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doomsday Drost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drost comes to the cage accompanied by Kilpi - Sielut Iskee Tulta. Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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280 lbs
32 - 15 - 0 |
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203 cm
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274 lbs
29 - 12 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 15 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Doomsday Drost!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drost staying out of range there.
Drost appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Drost drops his hands momentarily and Bateman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
It looks like Doomsday Drost has been cut.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Drost's corner calls for a 1-2. Drost obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Drost uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bateman.
Bateman thuds a left hand into Drost's body.
Drost has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bateman finds it's way round the side to connect with Drost's head.
Drost takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Drost checks a low kick from Bateman.
Drost bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drost throwing a counter right hand but Bateman manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman misses with a hook to the body
enabling Drost to counter with a crisp jab.
Bateman misses the jab.
Drost throws a big counter combination but Bateman scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman scores with a punch to the head.
Bateman throws a leg kick
and Drost counters with a stiff right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bateman. Drost does a little dance to reset his feet.
Drost is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bateman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Drost.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A shot to the body from Bateman misses
and Drost counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from Bateman misses its intended target.
Drost misses with a looping right.
Bateman misses with a double jab
and Drost makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A swing and a miss from Bateman.
A little feinted left hand from Drost on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bateman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Bateman. That snapped Drost's head back.
Doomsday Drost's cut is getting worse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bateman lands with an overhand left.
Bateman cracks the inside of Drost's front leg.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drost swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bateman.
Drost swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Drost throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bateman misses the jab.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Drost counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bateman misses with a body punch
enabling Drost to counter with a crisp jab.
Bateman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Drost manages to avoid it.
Bateman misses with an uppercut
and Drost counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drost takes one to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bateman looks for the body kick but Drost saw that one coming.
Bateman misses with a right hand
and Drost counters with a stiff right hand.
Bateman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Drost's head.
Doomsday Drost's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A jab from Drost finds it's way through Bateman's defenses.
Bateman throws a head kick that half lands.
Drost is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Drost on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bateman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bateman throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Drost cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bateman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Drost on the side of the head.
Jeez, Doomsday Drost's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Doomsday Drost's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Patrick Bateman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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