PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nikolay Massilievich Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacob Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jacob Smith was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Massilievich Ii
vs
Smith

201 cm
32
285 lbs
10 - 14 - 0

200 cm
24
250 lbs
8 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nikolay Massilievich Ii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jacob Smith!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Massilievich Ii swivels and escapes.

Massilievich Ii gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Smith to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Smith prevents Massilievich Ii from getting back to his feet.
Smith trying to control but Massilievich Ii is working from the bottom.
Smith stops Massilievich Ii from standing up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smith wants to control from the top but Massilievich Ii keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Smith tries to stand but Massilievich Ii is controlling from the bottom.
Smith throwing strikes but missing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throwing strikes but missing.
Smith working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Smith closes this distance looking for a takedown but Massilievich Ii circles away.
Smith shoots in for a double leg but Massilievich Ii sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nikolay Massilievich Ii has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacob Smith.
Smith doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Massilievich Ii counters with a left to the body.
Smith tries for a takedown but Massilievich Ii circles away easily
and Massilievich Ii counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith with a poor takedown
and Massilievich Ii counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Smith gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Massilievich Ii gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Smith is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nikolay Massilievich Ii!
Nikolay Massilievich Ii seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.