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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Mercurious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes into the arena with do it blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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165 lbs
33 - 18 - 1 |
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166 cm
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157 lbs
39 - 17 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
39 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Rocky Mercurious!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viagra feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Viagra thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Mercurious keeping moving, preventing Viagra from controlling successfully.
Viagra trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mercurious keeping moving, preventing Viagra from controlling successfully.
Viagra has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Mercurious really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Viagra. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Viagra prevents Mercurious from getting back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mercurious looking to hit a scissor sweep but Viagra is one step ahead there.
Viagra tries to free his leg and advance position but Mercurious is retaining full guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Viagra is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Mercurious has escaped the position, nice work there.
Mercurious is looking for a sweep.
Viagra is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Mercurious is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Viagra stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Viagra closes the distance and clinches up with Mercurious, looking for a takedown. Viagra pushes Mercurious against the cage but Mercurious circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Viagra fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra shoots in and drives through. Mercurious sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Emilio Viagra. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Viagra darts in looking for a takedown but Mercurious gets double underhooks and turns Viagra into the cage.
Viagra scores with a takedown into Mercurious's guard.
Mercurious pulls Viagra in close to prevent any damage.
Mercurious keeping full guard, as Viagra tries to pass.
Mercurious wants to sweep here but Viagra controlling him for the moment.
Viagra trying to control the position from guard on top but Mercurious is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra stands and throws Mercurious's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Viagra is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Mercurious looks calm but he's in trouble here. Viagra gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Mercurious is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Viagra lets go of the hold and Mercurious can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Emilio Viagra!
Emilio Viagra decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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