PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Obi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hairy Vaghineer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hairy Vaghineer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Obi
vs
Vaghineer

225 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
169 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, William Obi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Hairy Vaghineer!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Steven Brown and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vaghineer slips a jab from Obi.
Vaghineer has his takedown stuffed
and Obi counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Hairy Vaghineer has been cut.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Vaghineer is defended easily by Obi.
It looked like Obi wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Vaghineer fails with the takedown.
William Obi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hairy Vaghineer.

Obi drops Vaghineer with a beautiful combination! Vaghineer stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Obi is looking for the KO!

Vaghineer is rocked!
Obi cracks Vaghineer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Obi.
Vaghineer looks for the body kick but Obi saw that one coming.
Obi misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vaghineer drives through and clinches with Obi against the cage.

Vaghineer breaks the clinch.
Obi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Obi feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Vaghineer sprawling to the canvas! Vaghineer rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Obi finish him?!
Vaghineer is still on wobbly legs! Can Obi finish him?
Vaghineer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Vaghineer seems to have recovered his senses.
Vaghineer looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obi changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Vaghineer walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Obi! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). William Obi!
After winning the bout, William Obi thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.