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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Darth Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacob Naankuse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader 's entrance music is The Imperial March. A fine choice. Darth Vader has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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134 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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139 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Darth Vader !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jacob Naankuse!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naankuse waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vader .
Vader appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Vader connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Naankuse's hands.
Naankuse with a nice cross.
Naankuse tries to clinch up.
Naankuse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vader .
Naankuse tries to clinch up but Vader circles away and keeps his distance.
Vader half committed to a counter leg kick.
Naankuse lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Vader pushes Naankuse up against the cage in a clinch.
Vader throws a head punch that misses.
Vader lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Naankuse missing with knees to the body.
Naankuse tries to pull guard but Vader holds him up against the cage and eventually Naankuse drops back down to his feet.
Naankuse misses with a knee strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vader slowing the pace effectively.
Naankuse is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Vader to keep the fight standing.
Vader working aggressively here.
Naankuse lands a knee to the body.
Vader lands a body shot in the clinch.
Good body shot from Naankuse.
Naankuse blocks a body shot from Vader .
Vader swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vader lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
It looks like Jacob Naankuse has been cut.
A head punch on the inside from Vader fails to land.
Vader lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Vader lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Naankuse backwards.
Vader is pushing Naankuse up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Naankuse is trying to maintain a safe position but Vader gets an underhook and turns Naankuse into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naankuse struggles to land a body shot inside as Vader controls his hands.
Naankuse tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vader avoids it.
A short right from Vader on the inside.
Naankuse with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vader tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vader lands a right hand that snaps the head of Naankuse backwards.
Vader lands a body punch in the clinch.
Naankuse looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Vader lands with a left to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Vader .
Naankuse tries to pull guard but Vader won't allow it.
Darth Vader has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacob Naankuse.
Naankuse tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Vader smiles and moves away.
Naankuse moves in looking to clinch but Vader pushes him off.
Vader closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader has a couple of punches blocked by Naankuse.
Vader tries to work over Naankuse's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Naankuse tries to pull guard but Vader forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Naankuse misses with a knee strike.
Naankuse has Vader pressed against the cage.
Vader throws a head punch that misses.
Naankuse missing with knees to the body.
Vader lands a right hand that snaps the head of Naankuse backwards.
Naankuse tries to pull guard but Vader forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Vader .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Naankuse.
Naankuse blocks a body shot from Vader .
Vader misses with the head strike.
Vader lands with a light punch inside.
Vader slowing the pace effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Vader - that landed with a thud.
Naankuse tries to pull guard but Vader won't allow it.
Vader scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Naankuse fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A short uppercut from Vader .
Naankuse is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naankuse misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Vader .
Naankuse is still on wobbly legs! Can Vader finish him?
Naankuse doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vader keeps control of Naankuse as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Naankuse seems to have recovered his senses.
Vader doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Naankuse tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vader 's elbow.
Come on Vader - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Naankuse is trying to break the clinch but Vader has him pressed against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Naankuse misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Vader dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jacob Naankuse's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Naankuse blocks the body kick.
Naankuse throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Vader seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Naankuse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Vader takes the fight into the clinch.
The referee calls for Naankuse to work.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Vader is working Naankuse over against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Naankuse tries to pull guard but Vader won't allow it.
Vader fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Naankuse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vader is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Naankuse can do to turn this around?
Vader goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vader gets through Naankuse's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Naankuse tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vader avoids it.
Naankuse tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Vader smiles and moves away.
Vader closes the distance and clinches.
Good body shot from Vader .
Darth Vader has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Vader doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Naankuse looking to slow down the pace here.
Vader lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Vader throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Naankuses head.
Naankuse is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Vader to keep the fight standing.
Darth Vader has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacob Naankuse.
Naankuse is trying to pull guard but Vader has him pressed against the cage.
Vader prevents Naankuse from breaking the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vader tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Naankuse's elbow.
Vader scores with a shot to the side of Naankuse's head.
Naankuse is trying to pull guard but Vader turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Vader lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Vader takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Still in the clinch, Vader scores with a nice short uppercut.
Naankuse jumps guard but Vader turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vader misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vader throws a head punch that misses.
Naankuse tries to land knees in the clinch but Vader avoids the damage to the body.
Naankuse wants to break free but Vader has control.
Naankuse lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Vader .
Vader lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Naankuse backwards.
Nice body punch from Vader - that landed with a thud.
A nice left hand lands by Vader .
Naankuse is trying to force a seperation but Vader has the dominant position.
Vader misses with a body punch.
Vader lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Naankuse or not.
Nice body punch from Vader - that landed with a thud.
Naankuse throws a knee to the head but misses.
Naankuse is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Vader to keep the fight standing.
Naankuse jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Vader walks away with a smile on his face. Naankuse gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Naankuse is breathing heavily.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Vader blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Vader lands an uppercut.
Naankuse is trying to pull guard but Vader turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vader lands a left hand that snaps the head of Naankuse backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Naankuse tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nice body punch from Vader .
Vader swings wildly with an uppercut but Naankuse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vader is working Naankuse over against the cage.
Vader swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A body shot lands from Vader .
A shot in the inside from Vader .
Vader drops Naankuse onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Naankuse is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Vader throws a big uppercut that drops Naankuse! More strikes from Vader and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Naankuse lies dazed against the cage as Vader celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Vader !
A victorious Darth Vader thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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