PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marat Sanayev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbie Bloonkers has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Sanayev
vs
Bloonkers

188 cm
22
291 lbs
9 - 9 - 1

207 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Marat Sanayev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Sanayev.
Bloonkers fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sanayev has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bloonkers.
Sanayev loads up on a big right hand but Bloonkers slips the punch.
Sanayev takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bloonkers leaves Sanayev with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Sanayev shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bloonkers as he jumps to the side.
Bloonkers is looking to slow Sanayev down with leg kicks.
Sanayev seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Bloonkers scores with a head kick.

It looks like Marat Sanayev has been cut.
Bloonkers lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bloonkers displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Sanayev.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marat Sanayev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bloonkers, right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bloonkers throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Sanayev gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bloonkers counters with a right hand to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sanayev is breathing heavily.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sanayev.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bloonkers.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bloonkers - that will leave a mark!
Bloonkers connects with a solid leg kick.
Bloonkers lands a leg kick that knocks Sanayev off balance momentarily.
Bloonkers dodges the punch combination from Sanayev.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sanayev has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sanayev shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bloonkers defends it nicely.
Bloonkers fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bloonkers looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bloonkers misses with a kick to the body.
Bloonkers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sanayev's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
Bloonkers throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sanayev closes the distance and clinches up with Bloonkers, looking for a takedown. Sanayev pushes Bloonkers against the cage but Bloonkers circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bloonkers throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sanayev has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bloonkers wants it to stay on the feet.
Sanayev shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bloonkers as he avoids it easily.
Bloonkers dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sanayev. That did some damage!
Sanayev dives in and grabs Bloonkers's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bloonkers pushes down on Sanayev's head and hops out.
Sanayev shoots in for a double leg but Bloonkers sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bloonkers connects with a high kick.
Crunch! Bloonkers slams his shin into Sanayev's torso.
Bloonkers bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bloonkers is looking to slow Sanayev down with leg kicks.
Bloonkers takes a swing at Sanayev's ribcage but misses.
Bloonkers lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sanayev takes a step back to recover.
Sanayev is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Sanayev walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers lands with a kick to the temple. Sanayev shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Sanayev throws a nice looking combination but Bloonkers bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bloonkers connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bloonkers fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sanayev.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bloonkers. That's going to slow Sanayev down.
Bloonkers throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sanayev crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bloonkers - the referee stops the clock and Sanayev gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bloonkers. Sanayev manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Sanayev walks into a left hand.
Crunch! Bloonkers slams his shin into Sanayev's torso.
Bloonkers lands a big head kick that sends Sanayev to the canvas! Bloonkers follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.