PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerome Le Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Litte Things - One Direction. Jerome Le Banner is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Le Banner
vs
To Spooge

190 cm
34
217 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

185 cm
25
219 lbs
8 - 7 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jerome Le Banner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Edson Gomes and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banner blocks a leg kick.
Banner has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.
Banner misses with a straight left.
Banner jabs at Spooge's body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Spooge. That's going to slow Banner down.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Banner checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spooge throws a chopping leg kick but Banner manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Banner.
Spooge taking a bit of punishment here - Banner scoring with strikes.
The ground and pound from Banner seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Spooge dodges the ground and pound from Banner.
Banner wants to control but Spooge is keeping him busy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spooge tries to improve position but can't.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge sneaks back into half guard.
Spooge trying to hold on to Banner's head to control him but Banner postures up.
Banner is nestled in close to Spooge, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Spooge moves into full guard.
Banner with a nice head shot there.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Banner postures up in Spooge's guard and throws a big left but Spooge blocks it.
Banner throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spooge works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Spooge is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Banner stopping the sweep attempt from Spooge.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Banner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Banner throwing strikes but missing.
Banner landing with the ground and pound.
Banner looking to pass the guard.
Spooge looking to control.

Spooge had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Banner defends it easily.
Spooge looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge has control of Banner's left arm, preventing Banner from doing any damage.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Spooge stuffs the takedown.

Spooge rushes Banner and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Banner.
Spooge lands a nice knee to the body.
Banner lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Banner wants a takedown but no success here.
Banner prevents a body shot from Spooge.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge tries a body shot but Banner blocks it.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Banner.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spooge obliges.
Spooge landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Banner is breathing heavily.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spooge lands a right hand.
Spooge's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Spooge blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot in the inside from Spooge.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Spooge.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Spooge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Spooge has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Banner seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Spooge can turn it around.
Banner digs a right hand into Spooge's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Spooge's gas tank.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Banner avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the ropes.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spooge is working Banner over against the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Banner.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Banner's elbow.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
Banner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Spooge.
Banner misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Loves To Spooge will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Spooge lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Banner has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.

Spooge rushes Banner and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Spooge misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Banner avoids the damage to the body.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Banner lands with a right to the head.
A short uppercut from Banner.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Banner is defending well for now.
Banner is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Banner.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Banner has Spooge pushed against the ropes.
Banner digs a right hand into Spooge's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Spooge's gas tank.
Banner working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Spooge is breathing heavily.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Banner leaning against his opponent.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Banner controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge scores with a knee to the head.
Spooge lands a knee to the head.
Spooge misses with a body punch.
Spooge works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Banner has Spooge pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Spooge manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Banner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Banner.
Banner on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Banner avoids the damage to the body.
Banner pushes Spooge back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Banner lands a body punch.
Banner lands with a right to the head.
Banner pushes Spooge back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Banner scores with a shoulder strike.
Banner has Spooge pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Spooge manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Banner misses with a hook from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banner avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Banner cracks Spooge with a nice body shot.
Banner pushes Spooge back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Spooge is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerome Le Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spooge misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Banner creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Banner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Banner pushes Spooge back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Banner is leaning against Spooge and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Banner scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The referee is keeping an eye on Banner - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Banner avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the ropes.
Spooge misses with a hook from the clinch.
Banner lands a hook that snaps the head of Spooge backwards.
Banner lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Banner blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Banner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Banner prevents a body shot from Spooge.
Banner lands with a right to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Banner.

Banner gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Spooge regains guard.
Spooge preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Banner working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Spooge's head.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Spooge looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Banner stands up over Spooge, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Banner scoring with some ground and pound.
Banner is looking to work some ground and pound but Spooge has wrist control.
Banner throws a big right hand that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge keeping moving, preventing Banner from controlling successfully.
Spooge looking to control.
Banner wants to control from the top but Spooge keeps moving.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Spooge walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Banner drives through with a takedown into Spooge's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banner working some strikes from top position.
Banner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Banner trying to control the position from guard on top but Spooge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Banner throwing strikes from guard but Spooge blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerome Le Banner dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Banner cracks a nice hook into Spooge's ribs.
Banner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spooge moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Spooge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.
Banner scores with a shot to the side of Spooge's head.
Spooge lands a nice knee to the body.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Banner's elbow.
Banner lands a right hand that snaps the head of Spooge backwards.
Banner lands a right hand.
Banner blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short uppercut from Banner.
Banner can't get the takedown.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Banner's elbow.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Banner blocking some punches.
Banner avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spooge tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Banner lands with a short shot to the head.
Banner is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spooge can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Banner gets through Spooge's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Banner scores with a nice hook to the head.
Banner pushes Spooge back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Banner is defending well for now.
Banner lands a right hand.
Banner scores with a shot to the side of Spooge's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Banner.
Banner stalling in the clinch but Spooge improves position.
Spooge has a couple of punches blocked by Banner.
Banner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Banner lands a left hand that snaps the head of Spooge backwards.
Banner goes for a takedown in the clinch but Spooge prevents it.
Banner working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banner lands a nice uppercut.
Banner lands a shot to the body.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerome Le Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Banner.
Banner lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Banner lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Banner blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Banner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Banner scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Banner has picked Spooge up - he's going for a ride! Banner dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Banner thows a huge punch but Spooge dodges it nicely.
Banner lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Banner working over Spooge with some ground and pound. Spooge looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner lands strikes from half guard.
Banner sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Spooge defending well though.
Spooge is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Banner working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Banner sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Spooge defending well though.
Spooge wants to sweep but Banner has passed to side control!
Banner scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Spooge to see if he's OK.
Banner lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Spooge down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Spooge is rocked!
Banner scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Spooge is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Banner can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jerome Le Banner!
Jerome Le Banner seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.