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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johny Slicer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Slicer has chosen Morbid Angel - Rapture as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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274 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johny Slicer!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slicer misses with a head kick.
Slicer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz tests Slicer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Doofenshmirtz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slicer circles away quickly and effectively.
Slicer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've been told by Doofenshmirtz's head coaches at Fighting Fitness & Freedom that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
Slicer throws out a counter right but Doofenshmirtz avoids it with no problem.
Doofenshmirtz lands a slapping body shot.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
Slicer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Slicer clinches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Doofenshmirtz on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a light punch inside.
Slicer breaks the clinch.
Slicer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Doofenshmirtz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a shot from downtown. Slicer moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slicer was well out of range. Poor timing from Doofenshmirtz.
It seemed like Slicer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slicer has taken the fight to the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Doofenshmirtz has had enough of the clinch but Slicer keeps him there for the moment.
Slicer leaning his opponent against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slicer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slicer circles away quickly and effectively.
Slicer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Doofenshmirtz defending well as Slicer loads up on a big left hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
Doofenshmirtz checks a low kick from Slicer.
Doofenshmirtz cracks the inside of Slicer's front leg.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Slicer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a leg kick but Slicer moves out of range and Doofenshmirtz only half commits.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slicer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slicer throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Slicer throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Doofenshmirtz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slicer.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slicer avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Slicer avoids the punch easily.
Doofenshmirtz backing away here, and Slicer unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Slicer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Slicer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slicers head.
Doofenshmirtz can't find room to land a body shot as Slicer controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slicer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slicer loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Slicer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Slicer eats them both and turns towards Doofenshmirtz to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Slicer takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Slicer moves out of range of the body kick.
Slicer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body punch from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slicer will feel that in the morning.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That kick from Doofenshmirtz tenderised Slicer's leg. Slicer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Doofenshmirtz staying out of range there.
A jab from Slicer does it's job there.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Doofenshmirtz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slicer can do to turn this around?
Doofenshmirtz lands with a straight right. Slicer didn't see that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slicer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slicer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body punch but Slicer moves out of range.
Slicer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the body kick from Slicer.
Slicer throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Slicer throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slicer, right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick nicely.
Slicer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Slicer.
Slicer scores with a leg kick.
Nice jab there from Slicer.
Slicer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Slicer flicks out a counter leg kick but Doofenshmirtz steps away.
Doofenshmirtz fakes the leg kick and cracks Slicer in the body.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slicer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Doofenshmirtz slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Slicer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Slicer walks forward, straight into a front kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slicer's calf.
Slicer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
Slicer is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
A right-left combo lands from Doofenshmirtz.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slicer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it well.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a three punch combo!
Slicer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Slicer.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz thuds a left hand into Slicer's body.
Slicer connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Good leg kick by Slicer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slicer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Slicer.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a loose jab but Slicer uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Slicer throws a chopping leg kick but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a body kick but Slicer moved away.
Doofenshmirtz lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz is looking for a counter combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick from Doofenshmirtz lands but Slicer takes it in his stride.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slicer throws out a counter right but Doofenshmirtz avoids it with no problem.
Doofenshmirtz looks for the body kick but Slicer saw that one coming.
An inside leg kick lands from Slicer.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slicer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's time! Doofenshmirtz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Slicer.
As Slicer looks to move away, Doofenshmirtz throws a big counter combo bu Slicer just gets out of the way.
Doofenshmirtz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Slicer avoids the punch easily.
Slicer throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Slicer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Slicer with an open hand slap.
Doofenshmirtz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slicer.
Nice defenses there by Slicer.
A little jabbing left from Slicer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slicer moves in looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz pushes him off.
Slicer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a push kick but Slicer slaps the foot to one side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Slicer tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz appears to be looking for a big counter.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Slicer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Slicer's ribcage but misses.
Slicer dodges the punch combination from Doofenshmirtz.
Slicer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a body kick but Slicer moved away.
Slicer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Good shot there by Slicer.
Slicer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Johny Slicer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slicer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Doofenshmirtz here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a kick to the body.
It looked like Doofenshmirtz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slicer misses the shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Slicer off balance momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Slicer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Doofenshmirtz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slicer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Slicer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a kick to the body.
A lazy left from Slicer finds it's target.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut is getting worse.
Slicer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
An inside leg kick lands from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping overhand right but Slicer ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Slicer.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but Slicer moved away.
Slicer has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Doofenshmirtz.
Jab by Doofenshmirtz.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
Slicer appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slicer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
A jab from Slicer misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Doofenshmirtz misses its target.
Slicer takes one to the side of the head.
Slicer is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slicer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slicer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Doofenshmirtz drops Slicer with a naaaaasty hook - Slicer is in real trouble here! Doofenshmirtz dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Just Fight (Everything 8$), into his post fight interview.
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