PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vadim Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Puppy Love (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalashnikov comes to the cage accompanied by Leningrad Cowboys - Those Were The Days . The crowd seem to be enjoying Love's choice of entrance music: Otherside by Mackemore X Ryan Lewis. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Kalashnikov
vs
Love

193 cm
33
235 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

187 cm
40
217 lbs
35 - 22 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vadim Kalashnikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Puppy Love!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalashnikov scores with a nice body kick.
Kalashnikov closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kalashnikov throws the kick towards the body but Love avoids it.
Horrible takedown attempt by Love or perhaps it was just good defense by Kalashnikov, which made it look bad.
A head kick by Kalashnikov misses
enabling Love to counter with a crisp jab.
Love looks to throw the jab but Kalashnikov is out of range.
Kalashnikov was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Love's corner calls for a 1-2. Love obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Love fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Love looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kalashnikov is fending him off so far but Love persists. Nope, Kalashnikov circles away and we're back to standing.
Kalashnikov misses with a hook
and Love counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kalashnikov swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Love is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kalashnikov with a body shot.
Kalashnikov throws a leg kick
and Love counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Love misses with a hook to the body
enabling Kalashnikov to counter with a crisp jab.
Kalashnikov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Love displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kalashnikov throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalashnikov attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Good shot there by Love.
Love stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kalashnikov.
Love takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kalashnikov looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Love comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kalashnikov lands with a kick to the temple. Love shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Love chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kalashnikov can pounce on him.
Love misses the jab.
Kalashnikov thinks about countering with a body kick.
Kalashnikov throws a leg kick
and Love counters with a nice body shot.
Kalashnikov misses with a leg kick.
Love throws out a counter right but Kalashnikov avoids it with no problem.
Love lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Kalashnikov goes down and covers up as Love starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Puppy Love!
A very excited looking Puppy Love made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.