PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinton Hessler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spazstor kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Game - When My Niggas Come Home(Feat.Pharell and Snoop Dogg) . Zlatan Spazstor has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Spazstor
vs
Hessler

193 cm
38
198 lbs
48 - 22 - 1

190 cm
26
197 lbs
16 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!
Modern Wear Apparel

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 48 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Spazstor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clinton Hessler!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spazstor tries to land a leg kick but Hessler saw it coming and moves away.
Hessler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spazstor manages to avoid it.
Zlatan Spazstor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spazstor scores with a nice head shot.
Spazstor definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Spazstor swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hessler misses with the body kick
and Spazstor counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hessler connects with a right hand. Spazstor shakes it off.
Spazstor looks to score with a jab to the body but Hessler is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Hessler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hessler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hessler lands a jab to the nose.
Hessler slips under a jab.
Spazstor swings for the body but Hessler moves out of range.
Spazstor misses with a straight right.
Spazstor fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hessler is out of range.
Hessler lands with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hessler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hessler misses with a series of wild punches.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hessler.
Spazstor throws a half hearted mid kick.
Spazstor scores with a jab to the head.
Spazstor moves into range and connects with a jab.
A lazy body kick from Hessler
and Spazstor counters with a straight right hand.
Spazstor walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hessler.
Hessler throws out a leg kick but Spazstor moves out of range and Hessler only half commits.
Spazstor misses with a body shot.
Hessler appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Spazstor throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Spazstor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hessler lands a nice looking body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spazstor throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Spazstor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hessler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hessler scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Spazstor tries to move into range but Hessler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hessler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a lazy head kick
and Hessler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spazstor lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hessler misses with a body kick.
Spazstor misses with a body kick.
Hessler misses with a right hand
and Spazstor counters with a low kick, right behind Hessler 's knee.
Hessler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spazstor throws out a leg kick but Hessler moves out of range and Spazstor only half commits.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hessler lands a jab to the head.
Spazstor tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hessler is able to avoid easily.
Hessler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Hessler lunges at Spazstor with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Spazstor's hand.
Spazstor cracks Hessler with an open hand slap.
Spazstor scores with a jab to the head.
Hessler cracks Spazstor with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Spazstor lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hessler misses with a body shot.
Hessler staying out of range there.
A big left from Spazstor misses.
Spazstor with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spazstor showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hessler.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hessler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Spazstors jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hessler's corner calls for a 1-2. Hessler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hessler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Spazstor checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Spazstor throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hessler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hessler scoring well with a low kick there.
Hessler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hessler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spazstor pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hessler is out of range and Spazstor settles back down.
Nice body punch from Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a big shot that misses.
Hessler wants to counter with a clinch but Spazstor pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Clinton Hessler will probably get the nod.
That's time! Spazstor's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Spazstor misses with a leg kick
and Hessler makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hessler throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hessler slips under a jab.
Hessler unleashes a big counter combination but Spazstor bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Hessler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spazstor dodges the punch combination from Hessler.
Hessler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hessler slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hessler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Clinton Hessler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A big right from Hessler misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spazstor, right into the meat.
A low kick from Spazstor is predictable there
and Hessler counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hessler throws a lazy body kick
and Spazstor counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hessler's knee momentarily.
Hessler checks the leg kick.
Spazstor takes one to the chin there.
Spazstor takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hessler. That's going to slow Spazstor down.
Spazstor misses with a low kick.
Spazstor throws a right hand that misses
letting Hessler counter with a right hand.
Spazstor looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Spazstor lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hessler's sensitive parts.
Spazstor connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hessler thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Spazstor if he has to take too many more of those.
Hessler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hessler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a shot from downtown. Hessler moves away and avoids it.
Hessler is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Hessler throws a sloppy head kick
and Spazstor counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hessler throws a right and a left that Spazstor avoids nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Spazstor 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hessler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spazstor. Spazstor obviously looking to wear him down.
Spazstor walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hessler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Spazstor misses the body punch
and Hessler counters with a series of strikes. Spazstor will be more careful next time no doubt.
Hessler looks to land a body kick but Spazstor moved away.
Hessler avoids the body shot from Spazstor.
Spazstor looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hessler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spazstor.
Hessler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spazstor looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hessler lands a jab.
Hessler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It looked like Spazstor was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Hessler.
Spazstor with a nice cross.
Hessler throws out a loose jab but Spazstor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by Hessler as he connects with a hook.

Hessler cracks Spazstor with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Spazstor looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Hessler finish him?

Spazstor is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hessler lands a slapping body shot.
Oh Spazstor is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spazstor showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hessler.
Hessler cracks Spazstor with a left hook right on the temple and Spazstor goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Hessler lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Spazstor is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clinton Hessler!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Clinton Hessler made sure he mentioned Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40), along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Zlatan Spazstor spoke after the fight, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.