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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Crabby Iron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Berserk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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162 lbs
18 - 7 - 1 |
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156 lbs
27 - 12 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Crabby Iron!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thor Berserk!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Reed Andrews and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Iron bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Iron lands with a thumping leg kick.
Berserk attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Iron lands a glancing blow to the side of Berserk's head.
A left lands for Berserk.
Berserk misses with a jab, cross combination.
Berserk tries a head kick but it misses.
Iron throws a body punch but Berserk moves out of range.
Iron darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Berserk moves forwards but Iron connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Berserk lands the left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big left from Berserk misses.
Iron scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Iron blocks a leg kick.
Iron has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Humboldt Park Elite Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Berserk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A lazy left from Iron finds it's target.
Thor Berserk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Berserk lands a leg kick that knocks Iron off balance momentarily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Berserk. That's going to slow Iron down.
Berserk throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Iron blocks the leg kick.
Iron is looking to counter punch.
Iron on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Berserk throws an overhand right that lands on Iron's shoulder, as Iron tries to avoid the shot.
A slow jab from Berserk misses its intended target.
Nice body punch from Berserk.
Iron throws a low kick but Berserk moves out of range easily.
Berserk moves out of range of the body kick from Iron.
Berserk throws a jab but it's blocked by Iron.
Iron will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Iron is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Berserk shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Iron sprawls well. Iron wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Berserk gets slowly back to his feet.
Iron checks a leg kick nicely.
Jab, jab by Berserk - just one landing.
A big left from Berserk misses.
Berserk tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Iron paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Berserk cracks Iron with a right hand to the side of the head.
Berserk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Iron checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Berserk looks to land a left hand but Iron moved out of range nicely.
Iron lands with a thumping leg kick.
Iron dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Berserk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Iron was well out of range. Poor timing from Berserk.
Iron blocks a jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Iron.
Iron dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Berserk. That did some damage!
Berserk jabs Iron to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Berserk.
Berserk throws a low kick, looking for Iron's leg but Iron calmly moves out of range.
Berserk misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Berserk misses with a body punch
and Iron counters with a leg kick.
Iron lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Berserk swings away with a body shot that misses
and Iron connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Iron tries a low kick but Berserk avoids it.
Berserk tries to counter with a clinch but Iron shakes him off and moves away.
A jab from Berserk misses.
Iron lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Iron throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Iron ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Berserk misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Iron swings for the body but Berserk moves out of range.
Iron punishes Berserk's body with a nice straight punch.
Iron digs a good body shot into Berserk's ribs.
Berserk pushes Iron up against the cage in a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Iron.
Berserk gets through Iron's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Iron.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berserk is pushing Iron up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Iron misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Berserk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Iron lands a hook to the side of the head.
Berserk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Iron leaning against his opponent.
Berserk tries to stall but Iron uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Berserk fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Berserk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Iron backwards.
Berserk is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Iron to keep the fight standing.
Crabby Iron has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thor Berserk.
Iron working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Iron lands a hook to the side of the head.
Berserk fails to pull guard.
A short uppercut from Iron.
Iron stalling against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Iron breaks the clinch.
Berserk lands a nice shot that snaps Iron's head back.
Iron dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Crabby Iron dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Iron digs a good body shot into Berserk's ribs.
Iron looks to score with a jab to the body but Berserk is just out of range.
Iron jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Berserk is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Iron just misses with a punch to the body.
Iron is looking to wear down Berserk with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Berserk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Iron pivots, looking for a leg kick but Berserk is out of range and Iron settles back down.
Iron is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Berserk can do to turn this around?
Berserk throws a shot from downtown. Iron moves away and avoids it.
Iron's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Berserk connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Iron scrambles back to his feet.
Berserk looks to score with a jab to the body but Iron is just out of range.
Iron tried to counter with a leg kick but Berserk avoided it.
Crabby Iron is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berserk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A low kick from Berserk is predictable there
and Iron counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Berserk blocks a jab.
Iron throws a hook to the side of Berserk's head but Berserk sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Berserk throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Iron looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Berserk lands a jab to Iron's midsection.
Iron misses with a wild body shot.
Berserk throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Iron looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Berserk misses with a left hand
and Iron counters with a nice leg kick.
Iron tries to land a leg kick but Berserk saw it coming and moves away.
Iron buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Iron misses with a wild body shot.
Berserk avoids the body shot from Iron.
Decent striking displayed by Berserk there.
Iron avoids a kick to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Iron 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Iron misses with a low kick.
Iron dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Iron buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Berserk blocks the leg kick.
Iron ducks under a wild hook from Berserk.
A quick step to the side and Iron tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Iron throws a looping overhand right but Berserk ducks down to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Iron throws a leg kick but Berserk checks it.
Berserk tries to close the distance and clinch up but Iron swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Berserk's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Berserk takes a jab right on the kisser.
Berserk scores with a one two! Iron had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Berserk buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Berserk throws a lazy right hand but Iron sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Berserk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Iron.
Iron looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Berserk throws a hook but Iron blocks it.
Berserk lands with a hook. Iron tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Iron lands a nice leg kick that just misses Berserk's sensitive parts.
Iron misses with a low kick.
Iron just misses with a punch to the body.
Iron throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Berserk attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Iron seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Berserk scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Berserk will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Iron moves out of range as Berserk strikes.
Iron was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Iron misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Berserk.
Berserk misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Iron scores with a hook to the body. Berserk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A punch lands to the side of Berserk 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Iron lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Iron.
Iron misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Berserk.
Berserk takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Berserk misses with a few strikes there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A clash of legs there as Berserk blocks the low kick.
Iron walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Berserk checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Iron works Berserk's body with a nice hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Iron throws a half hearted mid kick.
Iron is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Berserk.
Berserk cracks the inside of Iron's front leg.
Iron cracks Berserk with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Berserk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Iron.
Berserk cracks Iron with an open hand slap.
Berserk moves out of range of the strikes.
Berserk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Iron misses with an uppercut.
Berserk throws a right hand that misses
and Iron counters with a crisp one two that drops Berserk! Iron thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Berserk to his feet! Berserk is in big trouble!
Berserk is rocked!
Iron feints and then cracks Berserk's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Berserk down.
Berserk is still on wobbly legs! Can Iron finish him?
Berserk throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Berserk takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Berserk finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Iron's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Berserk falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crabby Iron!
Crabby Iron retains his lightweight title!
A less than humble Crabby Iron misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Thor Berserk was interviewed post fight and said 'I am better then this.'.
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