PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sergei Kravinoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neymar Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Santos has chosen Garota de Ipanema as his entrance music. Neymar Santos is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kravinoff
vs
Santos

180 cm
34
176 lbs
16 - 7 - 1

175 cm
25
184 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sergei Kravinoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Neymar Santos!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kravinoff shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kravinoff changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Santos throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Santos tries to work over Kravinoff's front leg with a kick but Kravinoff checks it.
Santos moves out of range of the leg kick from Kravinoff.
Kravinoff tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Santos only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Kravinoff scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Santos tries to land a front kick but Kravinoff steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kravinoff throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kravinoff scores with a jab to the jaw.
Santos throws a leg kick but Kravinoff sees it coming and moves out of range.
Santos misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Santos misses with a head kick.
Kravinoff misses with a head kick.
It seemed like Santos was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kravinoff looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice body kick there by Kravinoff.
Santos steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kravinoff. That one must have hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Santos moves out of range of the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kravinoff throws a leg kick but Santos checks it.
Kravinoff thumps Santos with a low kick.
Santos checks the leg kick.
Neymar Santos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Santos throws a solid leg kick but Kravinoff takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Santos.
Kravinoff misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kravinoff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kravinoff lands with a kick to the ribs.
Kravinoff lands a jab.
Kravinoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kravinoff pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Santos takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Kravinoff looks to land a combination but Santos avoids it well.
Santos takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kravinoff throws the kick towards the body but Santos avoids it.
Santos moves out of range as Kravinoff throws a body kick.
A punch combination from Santos misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Santos ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kravinoff fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Santos is looking to chop away at Kravinoff's legs.
Santos throws a front kick aimed at Kravinoff's knee but Kravinoff avoids it well.
Good standup being displayed there by Kravinoff as he connects with a hook.
Kravinoff keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Santos blocks a leg kick.
Santos throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sergei Kravinoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kravinoff defending well as Santos loads up on a big left hand.
Kravinoff fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kravinoff thows a leg kick but Santos checks it
and Santos counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Santos throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kravinoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Santos manages to avoid it.
Kravinoff lands with a thumping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Santos.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kravinoff checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Santos bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Santos throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kravinoff walks into a stiff left hand from Santos.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kravinoff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Santos has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Santos and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Santos turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kravinoff shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Santos doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kravinoff connects with a good right hand that stumbles Santos. Santos circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Santos misses with a hook
enabling Kravinoff to counter with a crisp jab.
Santos throws a sloppy head kick and Kravinoff moves out of range easily.
Kravinoff thuds his shin into the meat of Santos's side.
Kravinoff finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kravinoff thows a leg kick but Santos checks it
and Santos counters with an outside leg kick.
Santos checks a low kick from Kravinoff.
Santos tries a quick counter leg kick but Kravinoff is wise to it.
Santos slips a jab from Kravinoff.
Santos flicks out a counter leg kick but Kravinoff steps away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kravinoff throws a low kick, looking for Santos's leg but Santos calmly moves out of range.
Kravinoff just misses with a punch to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Santos throws a leg kick that misses.
Kravinoff lands with a shot to the body.
Santos lands with a shot to the body.
Santos slips under a jab.
Kravinoff throws out a powerful jab.
Santos misses with a kick to the body
and Kravinoff counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Santos thinking.
Santos ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kravinoff checks a low kick from Santos.
Kravinoff throws a head kick that Santos semi-blocks.
Kravinoff finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kravinoff throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kravinoff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kravinoff checks a leg kick.
Kravinoff drops down looking for a counter takedown but Santos sprawls and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sergei Kravinoff dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kravinoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kravinoff cracks the inside of Santos's front leg.
Kravinoff dips to his left and cracks Santos with an uppercut!
Santos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kravinoff counters with a solid body kick.
Kravinoff feints and then cracks Santos's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Santos down.
A good leg kick by Santos.
Santos fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kravinoff is out of range.
Santos has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kravinoff.
Santos misses with a hook to the body
and Kravinoff counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kravinoff works Santos's body with a nice hook.
Kravinoff scores with a hook.
Kravinoff closes this distance looking for a takedown but Santos circles away.
Kravinoff lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Santos throws a front kick aimed at Kravinoff's knee but Kravinoff avoids it well.
It appears Kravinoff was looking to counter with a kick there.
A head kick misses from Santos.
Kravinoff misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kravinoff fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kravinoff looks to land a body kick but Santos moved away.
Kravinoff goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Santos is rocked!

It looks like Neymar Santos has been cut.
Kravinoff cracks Santos with an open hand slap.
Santos is still on wobbly legs! Can Kravinoff finish him?
Kravinoff closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Santos! Kravinoff dives in looking to finish! Santos is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sergei Kravinoff!
As Sergei Kravinoff got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Fuck you fuck dis place fuck tycoon. I vill kill everyone.'.
In defeat, Neymar Santos stepped up to the mic, saying 'Merda!'.